Stupid Guest Tricks

He obviously hates her more than he loves his kids.

I'm 32. My parents have never EVER said that Santa doesn't exist. I don't think they ever will confirm or deny his existence and I'm okay with that. (Plus, Santa was always the one to bring the presents that just weren't in the supposed holiday budget, you know? He's SUPER-magic!) That is the way i...

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:where would that happen? at the beach or pool?

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Either/or. Depends on how many beers I had in me.

And have you seen the newest in swimwear? It is a bikini with a strip of material down the front connecting the two pieces. I have yet to understand the purpose of that strip. Do those ladies actually think that little strip is going to cover up the fat and stretch marks? I do wear a tankini but my ...

A coworker of mine just returned a couple of weeks ago from a trip to WDW with her family which included her husband who is a quadriplegic and their twin boys. I asked her if they used the GAC and she said they didn't really need it because most rides they rode had walkways that accomodated his chai...

I also know that the Baptist Convention is suppose to be boycotting Disney due to our stance on Same-Sex domestic benefits. Actually, the Southern Baptist Convention is no longer boycotting Disney. They rethought that about a year and a half ago. I am Southern Baptist and didn't care what the SBC s...

I can honestly say my only unreasonable fear is those big roaches that fly or Palmetto Bugs. I live in South Mississippi in the middle of a bunch of pine trees so I am doomed. I am so afraid of them I can't see them on tv and once I used to by my dog food from a feed store that had a huge picture of...

I'm not sure if there is any similar resturant system at WDW, but at the mall where I work, we have a couple of food outlets that are more "deluxe". You order at a register, recieve a beeper, and pick up your food. However, there is NO service at the table. When you pay with credit card, ...

Some comments.... My wife and I do tip well. Over 20% to at least 25% for good service. Even more if the service was exceptional. A pet peeve of mine though is if we pay in cash, the server "sees" a large tip (because there is a huge difference between the amount of cash and the amount of...

We are members of our local Elks Lodge which has a nice pool and lake. Picture the country song, Redneck Yacht Club, and you get the picture. I for one believe that two piece swimsuits should not even be made in sizes over an 8. But even that may not work. I have seen plenty of women squeezing their...