Stupid Guest Tricks

A CP buddy of mine and I would get really bored at the Barnstormer in Toontown (MK) so we'd come up with all kinds of exit spiels. Some of my favs were:
1. (while he claps rhythm) Your left. Your left. You exit to your left.
2. Welcome back pilots, please wait until the plane stops completely and ...

yippyskippy: When I interned at AES/QA, we called that the 'No disco dancing' sign.

1. It
2. Only
3. LOOKS
4. Like
5. A
6. Toy.
7. It
8. WILL
9. Kill
10. You.

I used to use that line at the Snow White ride all the time, then I heard that management told Ops they can't make the Guests think ...

Hello fellow CMs, first post (more or less). Been reading the forum for over a year now, just felt it was about time to add my buck o'five.
I did my CP in Operations in Fantasyland at MK, which was usually a blast. Not for the work, but for the people watching, and for listening to just how stupid ...

Hello fellow CMs, first post (more or less). Been reading the forum for over a year now, just felt it was about time to add my buck o'five.
I did my CP in Operations in Fantasyland at MK, which was usually a blast. Not for the work, but for the people watching, and for listening to just how stupid ...

While holding down the floor in front of the Hall of Fame in Toontown at MK, I heard one of those British soccer hooligans ask his kids if they wanted to go see "Princesses, Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore, or Donald and Girl Mickey."

I thought I was going to choke.