Stupid Guest Tricks

I've actually had parents ask, when told their kid was too short, "Is there a form or waver I can sign absolving you of any liability?" It's almost a "Here's Your Sign" moment.... I smile sadly and say "No, sorry." But what I want to say is, "Can you wait here whi...

True Story Time. I once knew a CM who called custodial to deal with a "protein spill"... when they arrived, they were rather put out to discover the "Protein Spill" was nothing more than popcorn. His reaction: "Well, popcorn is a protein, right?" Sigh.... Here's your s...

When I get a guest that decided to stop for no reason in front of me, I'll say, as politely as I possibly can, "excuse me," and attempt to walk around them. If they don't step aside, I'll repeat myself just as politely as before: "Excuse me." Same tone, same inflection. If they ...

Sometimes it really, REALLY irks me when the guests are SOOO rude and obnoxious to us. They know that we are out there for them, we do everything for them, and yet they STILL have to give us a hard time about it... argh... :mad: I was at FP Return at Tower. A guy and his son came up and they were e...

As a magic kingdom cast member I appreciate park cast members the most. The pay is not great, but some of the smiles that you see make it worth it.