Stupid Guest Tricks

Don't call the employees at Universal CM's. They aren't. They're employees. Some of those other parks call their employees Cast Members or Team Members. Frankly, I wish I were an employee. I always thought "Cast Member" sounded stupid and "Team Member" sounds like you're working...

OOPS!! When evening shift (5 to midnight) forgets to put the company vehicle key back on the hanger Psst Mikey, we leave the key to our vehicle in the ignition. Someday I'd like to see someone park it randomly among the guest cars and see how long it takes them to find it... sounds like a good pran...

Maybe next time I'll tell about the golf cart run into the wading pool... One time a certain supervisor I know drove a golf cart through the exit at one of our rides (there are fences on both sides of this particular walkway, and for added challenge it is curved), only to realize: 1. he wasn't goin...

Overheard 2 days ago at my park at a meeting... must have been regarding first aid incidents of the day:

"Guest tripped after swimsuit got caught in turnstile."