Stupid Guest Tricks

This has got to be one of the dumbest questions that has EVER been asked: I searched all over your website trying to buy tickets. We have a 2 year old and I can't find any prices for tickets for my child. Are children under 3 allowed in your parks or do you have day care for them? [/i] Yep you guess...

"I also need to include the hopper bus? What service does the bus provide?"

Yes you guessed it, yet another silly question from one of those silly guests. This probably should have been posted under the "Here's your sign" thread.

I want what this guy has been smoking: (email from a guest) Message: To whom it may concern, Good day to you. I would first like to give praise to your wonderful parks. No matter how many years pass by, every visit is better than the last. However, I do have a question concerning the various animals...

And, here's another one that is very very frequently asked:

Which parks can we visit with the park hopper option?

Duh......if you need to ask that question, you're too stupid to go through the gates...sheesh

[font=Verdana]Just an example of one of the many many silly emails we get[/font] I work in the Online Communications community at DRC. We see a lot of really dumb requests. One of the most memorable ones is one that a gentleman emailed us explaining that he had a friend who lives in Nigeria and wan...