Stupid Guest Tricks

What part of the park has the best looking babes - CMs , or guest, Dudes for the ladies.

I miss the old pirates of the carribean, I miss the people mover, I miss adventures thru inner space, I miss my MTV, and headbangers ball.

If you could tell Mr Disney what is wrong with the park today, what would make the attractions better for the guest, what bosses to kick in the ass, and tell them dont let the door hit thier ass on the way out. what would you say? I work there in the early 1980s, there were still a few old timers ar...

I like to see minnie fucking goofy :D:

I wouldnt last a day as a CM, I would get in trouble for throwing someone in the water in front of the boat for insisting to ride up front rudely, or telling someone sorry we cant put your fat smelly ass in the front of the boat, it will bottom out, and the park sells breath mints at numerous locati...

Does anyone want to buy pictures of two mudhens getting it on in the rivers of america, can anyone sell me some

I was at Disneyland this week with the family, standing in line allmost to the get on the ride point. When some dickhead in front of me starts badmouthing the CM, long line, hot day, BLAH, BLAH. The CM doing thier job, insisted that the guest get on the ride, that he was holding up the line. Said in...

Has a boat ever bottomed up due to some titanic fat ass guest comming on board. That would be funny.

I rather see the 2 mudhens.

I say lets the zombies have the Haunted Mansion, But they cannot have the Pirates of the Carribean, none of that,"YO HO, YO HO, ITS A ZOMBIE LIFE FOR ME."