Stupid Guest Tricks

It wasn't my fault we weren't brought in two hours early for the update. I was kind of funny not opening Mansion on a grad night until 1am considering we know the reputation of that ride on a grad night. LOL!!

That's why I hate grouping at Pooh!! Me: How many in your group? Guest: Two and two. Me: So four altogether. Guest: No. Two and two. Me: (I just gave up and assigned them a row.) Me: How many in your group? Guest: Five and a baby. Me: So six altogether. Guest: No five and a baby. Me: (Gave up again....

That lady was insane! I wish I could have thrown her into a mental institution right away! What pissed me off more was that she was in a Disneyland wheelchair! UGH!!! Don't start acting like you own the place when you're in a DL wheelchair!

If I ever become a parent, I'm not going to act like some parents at DL do. It's amazing what they do!

I can spot the fakers a mile away! Trust me on that!

Guest: Why isn't there a line? Me: I wouldn't complain. Guest: Where can I get a Fastpass? Me: You don't need a Fastpass. Just get in line. Guest: But we want to come back later. Me: There's still going to be no line. Yes this actually happened while I was at Gatekeeper at Mansion. It was the same G...