Stupid Guest Tricks

It wasn't my fault we weren't brought in two hours early for the update. I was kind of funny not opening Mansion on a grad night until 1am considering we know the reputation of that ride on a grad night. LOL!!

That's why I hate grouping at Pooh!!

Me: How many in your group?
Guest: Two and two.
Me: So four altogether.
Guest: No. Two and two.
Me: (I just gave up and assigned them a row.)

Me: How many in your group?
Guest: Five and a baby.
Me: So six altogether.
Guest: No five and a baby.
Me: (Gave up ...

That lady was insane! I wish I could have thrown her into a mental institution right away! What pissed me off more was that she was in a Disneyland wheelchair! UGH!!! Don't start acting like you own the place when you're in a DL wheelchair!

If I ever become a parent, I'm not going to act like some parents at DL do. It's amazing what they do!

I can spot the fakers a mile away! Trust me on that!

Guest: Why isn't there a line?
Me: I wouldn't complain.
Guest: Where can I get a Fastpass?
Me: You don't need a Fastpass. Just get in line.
Guest: But we want to come back later.
Me: There's still going to be no line.

Yes this actually happened while I was at Gatekeeper at Mansion. It was the same ...