Stupid Guest Tricks

Yesterday at strollers, I said to a guest who was checking in crutches, "Would you like to check your crotches in?" I was so embarassed.

Where's the fireworks?

Just yesterday at Festival of the Lion King a fellow cast member was standing out at the exit when a lady come running up to him with her son, has her son drop his pants and start relieving himself into a ziplock bag! The cast member told the lady that the bathrooms were only a few feet away, but s...

3 or 4 Years Old

So we are in front of the Stroller Shop after fireworks blow off, folding strollers and collecting them from people, when suddenly this woman and her son come up to drop off their stroller. We think nothing of it until she stands him up, pulls down his pants, grabs his thing, puts it in a bottle, an...