Anyone like this CafePress idea?

[IRSmart1]

"How dare you let it rain!! I paid a lot of money to come here and I demand that you make it stop raining!!"

or

"Those are some great special effects. It's looks like it's raining"

or

[While its pouring rain] "The seats are wet on this tram! You're supposed to dry them off after every trip!"

[cm007]

Where's the fireworks?

[felinefan]

How about....

"My kid has ridden this ride a thousand times! He does too meet the height requirement!"

"If you don't like the rules, get the $#@% outta the park!"

"What part of X number of persons per seat don't you understand?"

"Why, no, we don't mind if you smoke in the no smoking section....as a matter of fact, we wouldn't mind if you burn!"

"Please be seated, strap yourself in/lower your lapbar, sit back and relax and do as the nice ride operator tells you ."

"You piss on my ride, I kicka you ass!"

"WARNING....You will be treated exactly the way you act."

"We don't ride in your toilet--please don't pee/poop on our rides."

I think we oughta make a contest out of this.

[leftcoaster]

"Walt says Universal is better!"

[gurgi]

Spacemountain shirts.

"Please remain seated until your vehicle comes to a low hanging crossbar."

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

"How many in your Party?"

"All of us!"

Or, have the list to riding Space Mountain on the shirts:

"Rules For Riding Space Mountain

1. do not ask for the front row
2. do not use the storage pouches in front of you
3. do not run twoards moving rockets
4. fat ppl should put away the turkey legs
5. both legs must be under one lap bar
6. do not weigh down our rockets
7. do not wave to the cast memeber in tower
8. no screaming allowed.
9. do not ask to ride again.
10. Space Mtn. fast passes are not to be used early.
11. Space Mtn. is a roller coaster not a game.
12. tell the castmemebers how many in your party not who you are riding with
13. pull up on the lap bars dont raise your hands
14. to not shove fastpasses in our face.
15. during a down time dont ask us how long were going to be down for we dont know
16. do not ask to go into the blue room
17. dont ask us if the line is really ### long.
18. your admission ticket is not a fast pass.
19. birthdays do not get to cut in line so they dont have to wait just because its your birthday.
20. do not leave trash on our unload dock.
21. old ppl should not ride space.
22. hurry your fat ass up when loading the rocket
23. if your fat and ask us if your can fit in the rocket we be honost and give you a truthfull answer.
24. fast pass go first before stand by.
25. fast passes can not and will not be used early.
26. the blue tickets are used to get a fast pass, and are fast passes alone
27. If you paid 50$ to come into disneyland just to ride space mountain you got fucking riped off
28. lapbars go over the legs and are not to be sat on.
29. there is no lap sitting'
30. no more than two ppl per row.
31. the blue tickets are used to get a fast pass and are not fast passes alone.
32. do not use the stoarage pouches
33. remember to grab your stuff when exiting.
34. have your stuff ready to exit before the rockets stops in the station
35. do not force your bags in the puches when your stuff does not easyly fit such as backpacks and purses.
36. when at bars and we say pull up your bars we mean pull up on your bars. dont raise your hands, push the bars down further, or just sit there and sare at us "PULL UP ON YOUR FUCKING LAPBAR!!!!!"
37. if you have a party bigger than 12 ppl your party is going to be split up rockets can only carry 12 ppl per rocket.
38. do not read the warning signs then ask us if this ride is like it says on the warnign sign."

[IndyandMarion]

YOU! Off My Ride!
- - -
Instructions for Boarding a Ride:
1. Get In
2. Sit Down
3. Shut Up
4. Hang On
- - -
One World, Four Parks, Countless Stupid Questions
- - -
Admission to Magic Kingdom. . .$65

1 Mickey Balloon, 3 Churros and 2 On-Ride Photos. . .$65

Asking what time the 3 o'clock parade starts. . .priceless

There are certain things money can't buy. . .for everything else, there's StupidGuestTricks.com
- - -
Admission to All Four Walt Disney World Parks. . .Free

9 Churros, 5 On-Ride Photos, 12 Pins and 2 T-Shirts. . .$20 bucks

Knowing the fact that you're a cast member. . .priceless.

There are certain things money can't buy. . .for everything else, there's the Cast I.D.

[justafigment84]

Admission to All Four Walt Disney World Parks. . .Free

9 Churros, 5 On-Ride Photos, 12 Pins and 2 T-Shirts. . .$20 bucks

Knowing the fact that you're a cast member. . .priceless.

There are certain things money can't buy. . .for everything else, there's the Cast I.D.

I love it :love: :love2:

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

YOU! Off My Ride!
- - -
Instructions for Boarding a Ride:
1. Get In
2. Sit Down
3. Shut Up
4. Hang On
- - -
One World, Four Parks, Countless Stupid Questions
- - -
Admission to Magic Kingdom. . .$65

1 Mickey Balloon, 3 Churros and 2 On-Ride Photos. . .$65

Asking what time the 3 o'clock parade starts. . .priceless

There are certain things money can't buy. . .for everything else, there's StupidGuestTricks.com
- - -
Admission to All Four Walt Disney World Parks. . .Free

9 Churros, 5 On-Ride Photos, 12 Pins and 2 T-Shirts. . .$20 bucks

Knowing the fact that you're a cast member. . .priceless.

There are certain things money can't buy. . .for everything else, there's the Cast I.D.

LOL!! I love it!! We should have that on the T - Shirt!!

[darph nader]

Spacemountain shirts.

"Please remain seated until your vehicle comes to a low hanging crossbar."

ROFLMAO!! Hey it would cut down on stupid guests. :D: get it "cut down" :twisted: