Stupid Guest Tricks

I have a similiar story, but this involves one of vending's finest new hires. During training, the group was back stage by the balloon room practicing holding balloons. Jane (from Tarzan) comes walking by and the scene plays out as followed. NH: Yo, what up Pochahontas?! Jane :( angrily) I'm Jane! N...

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So I was selling chiller (slurpess) today up in Smallworld and happened to find a Stupid Guest Tricks magnent in the back storage compartment so I decided to post what I was thinking throughout my shift. 1. It's cherry, not Minute Maid you moron. Minute Maid isn't a flavor, it's a brand. If you want...

So Vending recieved quite a few counterfeit 20s tonight. I was able to get a look at some back at the office and might I just say that if I was ever going to make my own money, I wouldn't make it BRIGHT green. The entire bill was practically green. *sigh* Moron. And the biggest thing I don't get, is...

Vending had themed costumes before. I actually think it's funny, because I would like to see costuming try to tell me I cannot have more than three costumes out. Heh




Doo da do da do inspector gadget...

but five hours later....i wouldn't have cared if it was my first day. besides, this is surprising since the newest batch of new hires are very open about complaining and asking the FOH where their relief is if it's a little over 2 hours into the shift. *sigh*

I called the honey corn wagon (the one by winnie the pooh and splash) to see how they were doing.... NH: Hi this is **** on Pop 7 Me: Hi **** on Pop 7, are you going to need any honey corn? NH: Yeah, I'm starting to run low. Me: Okay we'll see if I feel like getting you some then K? NH: Ok, oh and h...

So I do balloons every so often and come to expect the guests to be retarded about something or another, but never have I had a guest bring back the balloon while holding the string and ask for a new balloon because it has come untied... So what do I do? Tie the string back on and hand it back. =) N...

Polar33 wrote:My faveorite alternate name for DCA was stolen from one of my managers. Instead of DCA, it's "DOA".

Don't forget our favorite manager calling it "The Bad Park." *sigh* I'm going to miss him.

Now that I am offically known as the henious b*tch around vending, let me share my reasoning of why our new trainers suck. *this past weekend...* Me: Close at 9 for the fireworks. Trainer: I can't, I was told by the PA trainer to close at 10. Me: Yeah that's nice, I was told by management to close y...