Stupid Guest Tricks

Actually, in several languages it means:

Please, stay standing and take as many pictures as humanly possible.

Sientense, asshole!

Does anyone have any good stories of celebs in the parks, good, bad, or just an exciting sighting? I had one on my Safari today. His name is Kevin something.. he was in the whole nine yards (yanni gogolac), and hostage (rich dad guy) with bruce willis. anyways, we got to the poachers scene and the s...

can I just tell you that Eric showed me a picture of MJ on his camera, and she is the CUTEST little girl on the face of the planet? cuz she is.

when my mom and i came in october, we got her a wheelchair cuz she had just had surgery on her leg. Let me tell you, it's not easy to hold on to one of those things going down those MK hills.. I almost lost her a number of times! Though if worst came to worst, she would have been able to slow hersel...

I asked this very question to my trainer, and he said that if a child is visably upset and doesn't want to go on, then we are to tell the parent that the child is not going on until he or she calms down.. but it hasn't been a problem with the safari yet. The intermittant parent.. indeed. I always ha...

Thanks for your help everyone.. though it took me over an hour, I actually made a res for my aunt & uncle for next week at Caribbean Beach, so woo hoo! And I do enjoy the safaris.. it's good times.

"If you look to your left, the large birds sitting on the shore are pink backed pellicans. They work together to heard sheep (fish) into shallow water to eat."

Hi guys.. I know this is off topic, but i'm an idiot and can't figure out how to make a reservation through the cast portal. I just can't FIND it.

BTW I'm Krystle & I'm starting at Kilamanjaro Safaris tomorrow.