Stupid Guest Tricks

Tasers for all my friends...

Great point. Maybe he is really into golf and that's what he has been up to.

Best of luck to you!

And if you were citing him the day before, I'm sure he would have listed the date before as his birthday... In theory that could be true, but trust me PJ, this kid wasn't so bright. I pulled him up on the computer, his DOB was correct. He wouldn't have been able to think of switching his info, whic...

Once I checked this little girl's height. I determined she was too small to ride. The mom looked at me and said, "but it's her birthday!" "Happy Birthday!" I said and then I opened the chain and escorted them out of line! That is SO sweet. I used to work for a large cities truan...

IdiotsAreEverywhere wrote:Got to love it when they pull out the God card. Haha.

No Shit!! I would prefer that God focus on important issues like the Middle East Crisis, Gas Prices and Britney's parenting skills.....

In the real world, finding problems like that would have gotten you promoted, not yelled at. I guess the 'yes men' of the world really do have it made.

Unreal. I cannot imagine how dumb people are. Jesus.

CMs should have emergency Valium or oxycontin to be used when dealing with idiots like these...

I don't feel as though I can weigh in on the work issue, or whether or not to show the film, as a non-CM, I don't have that kind of insight. However, as the founding member of the "CMs are people too, stop bitching about them you freaks!" club, I do have a few thoughts. First, I am a DLR r...

Hola Peeps, I was really curious to hear what you guys, as CMs would do if you lost a bet and became a regular guest at DLR. Are there cool attractions, shows, events, people watching spots, etc. that you would visit? I guess I am curious as to your perspectives and also how to survive a summer trip...