Stupid Guest Tricks

Crack is an addiction as well, and the body believes it needs it. I feel if you have the decision to either start doing or not doing crack you have the same decision to start smoking or not to start smoking. Millions of people survive every day without smoking, (and some don't because of second han...

lady ulrike wrote: everyone must have shoes and a shirt on to ride any attraction.

Really?!!! No pants required?!!! Woo-hooo!!!! Why didn't you say so sooner!

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Sorry, I couldn't resist. . . .

My Pirates spiel, done in what I must say is a pretty darned good pirate voice if I do say so myself: "Ahoy, mateys. Welcome aboard. Throughout yer voyage, remain seated at all times or we'll make ye walk the plank! And keep those hands and arrrrrrrrrrrms inside the boat. And ye might wanna wa...

Then again if Florida banns all smoking in public buildings except for a bar. :dancear: Here in So Cal the ONLY two buildings you can smoke in. One is "Private property" (Your house or someone else’s, if they allow it). The second is the two or three businesses in all of So Cal that appli...

Big Thunder Trail becomes very popular @ night as a smoking place for weed as well as an out of view place for doing other drugs. Oh, what one learns in Custodial :eek: HATE Big Thunder Trail because security is almost none existent :twisted: Won't walk it alone! People who would harm a CM should b...

saidthekat wrote:there's a fourth on the big thunder trail...

Not one of the CM's mentioned that one.

That's actually pretty funny, the guy who got busted when I lit his cigarette was maybe 20 feet from there and they sent him all the way down to the Monorail smoking section.

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I’m a smoker and I just spend three days at Disneyland. First I’ll start off by saying that the no smoking policy sucks but I remember when it was ok to smoke everywhere and people got very rude about it. They’d be standing in line and you’d have nowhere to go to get away from the smoke. Another thi...

Overheard on KS..."Are those real animals?" Nope, they're animatronics that have been rain-proofed. On Monday I was in the Smoking section on the Dock at Disneyland :dope: and I heard no fewer than three separate parties come by and ask if the Ducks were real. I started stepping up saying...

Hello, I’m new to this site. I've been lurking for a while and I finally had to comment. While I've never worked for Disney I have worked in tech support, which has a similar problem, "stupid users". This last weekend I was able to spend three days at Disneyland and I was gotten for asking...