Stupid Guest Tricks

A teenage boy in goth clothes once got into my "doombuggy" at HM right as the lap bar was closing. He seemed like he was trying to flirt or something (I am in my 20s) because he said "Merry Christmas to you!" I said, "I don't think so!" and got out right at the last min...

I once saw a woman with a long shirt that almost covered her bicycle shorts. The bad thing was, the bike shorts were skin tight and nude in color, so from behind it looked like her bare rear end was exposed.

I'm not a cast member, but one of the funniest things I overheard once was a woman telling her group "Let's go to Adventureland to ride Space Mountain."