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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:50 am
by lady ulrike
I wish #11 were true and enforced.
"A frequently unenforced City of Anaheim law requires Disneyland guests to pass a written exam before buying a theme park ticket."
Maybe that would get rid of the stupid people.
Of course #58 will get Splash Mountain some interesting people, those who think all of this is true. I'm not gonna type that one though, you'll have to go read it. :)
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:32 pm
by RebuildtheKingdom
LOL those are funny! I think one of my favorites has to be
"#55 - In a 2004 poll, 47% of Disneyland guests and employees agreed that Michael Eisner's cremated remains should be scattered in the Haunted Mansion as soon as possible."
or
"#60 - The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh is endorsed by the Church of Satan."
or
"#79 - If you look carefully during the opening sequence of Star Tours, you can catch a glimpse of Walt Disney frozen in carbonite."
damn, there's too many to pick just one favorite.
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:36 pm
by GMC
this one makes me cry tears of joy, it isn't ture, but it really should be!
During the period when Jungle Cruise skippers were not allowed to use guns, they would chase away rampaging hippos by throwing rocks, fruit, or small guests.
46 IS A LIE!!!!!
57 is actually walts speach from opening day, and the help cry is actually from the conductor who's train has been assgined to staff that particular station.
60 is true
66 actually it was a champagne bottle with waters from all the major river in america.
84 is a lie
i wish 86 were true
88- if you don't touch it, you get the same results
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:30 pm
by Stduck
Yes 60 is true. I work that ride it scares me....
I laughed so hard I cried....
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:19 am
by Rodger5678
31 is meant as a tribute to Walt, and is a lamp.
Where did these people get some of this stuff?
Edit: 49 Isn't everybody 39 before they turn 40? :roll:
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:19 am
by Stduck
Rodger5678 wrote:31 is meant as a tribute to Walt, and is a lamp.
Where did these people get some of this stuff?
Edit: 49 Isn't everybody 39 before they turn 40? :roll:
It's all spoofish its meant to be outragious
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:33 pm
by GMC
i got a sevre kick out of them. if i was the type to rotflpimp i would have.
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:39 pm
by Johnhost
My favorite one
75 - The Rocket Rods were closed after a lawsuit from he-man porn star Rocket Rodd.
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:21 pm
by Lasolimu
#49 - A crate visible in the Indiana Jones queue has the number "9906753" on it. If you add up the digits, you get 39 -- Walt Disney's age just before his 40th birthday. This is actually a hidden reference to the arc of the covenant at the end of the movie the arc is put into crate 9906-753.