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Counterfeiters prefer Disneyland; shoplifters like Universal Studios Hollywood

Police reports show that crime rates at Southern California theme parks are extremely low, but each park wrestles with unique crime problems such as shoplifting at Universal Studios Hollywood and car burglary at Knott’s Berry Farm. At Disneyland, reports of counterfeit money are more common than incidents of grand theft or credit card fraud.

How else do you think we can afford to go to Disneland? With color printers now, we can spend much more time in the parks.

jk, lol, my bff Jill.