Emergency Standards

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Emergency Standards

Post by Zazu » Sat May 07, 2016 9:53 am

Yesterday, while waiting in the middle of the Jungle Cruise queue, a mom nearby decided that her kidling needed to use the restroom; a not uncommon event.

Did she apologize her way back through the queue with him? no.

Did she duck under ropes to get out of the queue with him? no.

No, her bathroom emergency was so great that she pushed through a door clearly marked "Emergency Exit Only" which led backstage. Not in a rush, but as casually as you wish.

One rather expects some CM spoke to her about this; she never did get back to the queue and her family.

I mean, it's not like the kid had poop running down his leg. Have the standards for qualifying as an "emergency" dropped so far that "need to go to the bathroom" now qualifies?

Sheesh!
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Re: Emergency Standards

Post by hobie16 » Sat May 07, 2016 12:00 pm

Cause a pressure drop, oh pressure
Oh yeah pressure drop a drop on you
I say a pressure drop, oh pressure
Oh yeah pressure drop a drop on you

I say when it drops, oh you gonna feel it
Know that you were doing wrong.

I say when it drops, oh you gonna feel it
Know that you were doing wrong.


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Re: Emergency Standards

Post by felinefan » Sat May 07, 2016 6:06 pm

Hobie, are you suggesting there should've been a trap door for her and the kid to drop through as punishment? :wink:



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Re: Emergency Standards

Post by delsdad » Mon May 09, 2016 9:57 am

Given the likelihood of mothers having the kid drop trou and go in the foliage, I think this was likely a better choice ! If she is the sort that would choose the emergency exit, she might have also chosen to fertilize the foliage....



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Re: Emergency Standards

Post by felinefan » Mon May 09, 2016 2:03 pm

She never got back to the queue and her family???? Brings to mind that post on lost children being turned into dolls in It's A Small World! :jawdrop:



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Re: Emergency Standards

Post by Squrillyboy88 » Sun May 29, 2016 2:38 pm

felinefan wrote:She never got back to the queue and her family???? Brings to mind that post on lost children being turned into dolls in It's A Small World! :jawdrop:
I knew something wasn't right about those things....*shudders*



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Re: Emergency Standards

Post by Squrillyboy88 » Sun May 29, 2016 2:41 pm

felinefan wrote:Hobie, are you suggesting there should've been a trap door for her and the kid to drop through as punishment? :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:



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