Stupid Guest Tricks

Destroying the two Death Stars caused galaxy-wide financial crisis and economic depression.

I didn't know the HuffPost wrote satire. The materials were likely procured by means of slave labor, and robots built the darn things. BTW, how did they get Darth Vader's burned skull with its melted mask? At the end of the last Star Wars movie I saw, which is when Luke accepts the fact that Darth Vader is his father, and later, after Darth Vader takes fatal damage saving Luke from the Emperor's attacks, Luke is seen cremating Vader on the planet of the Ewoks, while the Ewoks and Rebel forces are celebrating the victory. I don't have the bucks to go to the movies.