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Holy Land Experience to add Mini-Golf
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:28 pm
by hhsrat
http://www.insidethemagic.net/2015/11/b ... n-orlando/
At the IAAPA convention today, Jesus* announced that the Christian-based theme park in Orlando expects to open the "Trin-I-Tee (9 Hole) Miniature Golf Course" by Christmas. The course will be part of regular park admission.
* Well, one of the actors that plays him
Without trying to be too sacrilegious, my thoughts on the matter are best summed up by one of my facebook friends: "And Moses said unto the tourist 'Let my people play through'"
Re: Holy Land Experience to add Mini-Golf
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:47 pm
by hobie16
That will be the cherry on top of the cake.
Re: Holy Land Experience to add Mini-Golf
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:31 pm
by BRWombat
Because nothing says "experience the Holy Land" like a round of miniature golf.
Re: Holy Land Experience to add Mini-Golf
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:57 pm
by hobie16
BRWombat wrote:Because nothing says "experience the Holy Land" like a round of miniature golf.
I believe you're right. The few times I've golfed I heard a number of people calling on God and Jesus. They must have been trying to get their attention because it was usually very loud while waving their clubs in the air. A few were on their knees talking in tongues.
It was all very mysterious.
Re: Holy Land Experience to add Mini-Golf
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:36 pm
by darph nader
hobie16 wrote:BRWombat wrote:Because nothing says "experience the Holy Land" like a round of miniature golf.
I believe you're right. The few times I've golfed I heard a number of people calling on God and Jesus. They must have been trying to get their attention because it was usually very loud while waving their clubs in the air. A few were on their knees talking in tongues.
It was all very mysterious.
(shades of Caddy Shack)