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Woman claims Disney implanted a chip in her

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:45 am
by delsdad

Re: Woman claims Disney implanted a chip in her

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:34 am
by BRWombat
Is there a new "Marvels of Surgery" interactive exhibit I wasn't aware of?

Re: Woman claims Disney implanted a chip in her

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:32 pm
by drcorey
They can implants chips in me anytime.
bbq please, and don't forget to implant the dip with them.

Re: Woman claims Disney implanted a chip in her

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 1:26 pm
by felinefan
They have implants for contraceptive purposes, why can't they have implants to keep crazy people sane?

Re: Woman claims Disney implanted a chip in her

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:57 am
by DisneyMom
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

Re: Woman claims Disney implanted a chip in her

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:15 pm
by felinefan
One time, while I was sweeping up out in front of the church I go to, an old lady drove up, claiming her family was trying to keep her at home, and had a tracking device in the truck she was driving. She also stated that all the Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons should be sent to concentration camps and forcibly converted to the true gospel. As she started to drive away, she made remarks about Asians, Latinos, and blacks, which was overheard by our office manager, who happens to be African-American; she looked surprised.

We've also had to post watchmen during services, because people keep coming to our church trying to get at the kids. One lady even had her car stolen from our parking lot during a service, because there was nobody available as watchman that service (she got it back a few days later, stripped of course, but nothing her insurance couldn't handle).

I wonder if all these chemicals in our environment are doing a number on our brains and causing some people to be crazy, others to become autistic. It sure isn't vaccinations for the latter, that's for sure.

Re: Woman claims Disney implanted a chip in her

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:37 pm
by BRWombat
felinefan wrote:...

I wonder if all these chemicals in our environment are doing a number on our brains and causing some people to be crazy, others to become autistic. It sure isn't vaccinations for the latter, that's for sure.
I still blame DHMO.

Re: Woman claims Disney implanted a chip in her

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 1:43 pm
by CommonSense
What did she do, did she eat her magic band or something? Earth to planet lady, the red band is not strawberry flavoured.

Re: Woman claims Disney implanted a chip in her

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 3:18 pm
by darph nader
Not sure about Disney implanting chips? Sure do a number on our wallets though. :wink:

Re: Woman claims Disney implanted a chip in her

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 3:21 pm
by drcorey
They should implant a Chip in her.
And a Dale too...