Stupid Guest Tricks

So I am not a CM, but I witnessed this SGT a few years ago.

Excuss the puns, they are to protect the innocent and not so innocent...

We were waiting in line for pooh (winnie the pooh). There were a couple of 20's something mothers (that is debatable) in front of us with their 2-3 year old kids.

Well I guess little "Johnny" had to go pee pee (not pooh). So Mommy dearest holds little Johnny up on the rock planters and pulls down his pants so Johnny can help with the watering of the plants (we were having a drought (water and intelligence) in California).

So here I am trying to shield my 5 year old daughter from a lifetime of therapy from witnessing this fast pass to the outhouse.

The comments from mother dearest is to laugh and say "he had to go".

At that age, he should still be wearing diapers, right? Most kids wear them until they are 3 or fully dry day and night. Not a mom, just an observation.

in the restroom last week I am sure I heard a windy old pooh

Should've called them out for indecent exposure. Can't be waving your willie around innocent eyes!

Down Florida way, one sunny day,
Disney's World showed something new,
From a lad of three, I there did see,
Winnie the Pooh, and tinkle, too...