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STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:53 pm
by POLARSHOT2004
EXCUSE ME DO YOU WORK HERE?
NO I LOVE TO WEAR THE FANTASYLAND UNIFORM
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:11 am
by DLRFantasmic!Dan
I just say, "No, sorry, I don't."
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:28 am
by Karnever
I say a line I saw in a get funny strip 2 years ago...... "no its just my own personal halloween"
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:32 am
by Main Streeter
"What's your name?" As they seem to be looking @ my name tag :roll:
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:01 pm
by Stduck
No the best is...
-Guests taps you on shoulder looks at your name tag and says-
"Excuse me "Name on Name tag" Do you work here?
Response I'd like to give?
"No I think burlap sack pants make me look sexy."
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:14 pm
by Zazu
"Do you work here?"
"Only when I think they're watching."
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:40 pm
by Seussgirl
I've been asked "Why is it raining?" before. The only response I could think of was "Did you just ask me why it is raining?????"
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:00 am
by saidthekat
Seussgirl wrote:I've been asked "Why is it raining?" before. The only response I could think of was "Did you just ask me why it is raining?????"
yes! i can't wait for it to start raining in CA. i'll say that every day!
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:36 am
by IRSmart1
Some stupid questions from the good 'ol parking lot:
Where is the bugs bunny parking lot? I have to pick up my son in 20 minutes.
Do the elevators next to the parking structure take you to Disneyland?
Where did I park? You work here and you don't know where I parked?
How do I get to the Hotel? (Gee, 50 million hotels and I'm supposed to know which one you're referring to?)
How do I get to the main parking? I came in the front way. (everyone thinks their parking lot is the "main" one and they usually think that they came in the "front" way)
Where is Goofy Duck parking lot?
And of course: DO YOU WORK HERE?
NO!! I won a contest that allows me to be a cast member for the day. DUH!
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:42 am
by BTTF4Life
"What's the wait time?" when right infront of the wait time sign.
"Where's the entrance?" when in front of a sign that says "ENTER" and an arrow pointing to the entrance hall.
"Where is Jurassic Park?"
"You're in it."
"Will I get wet?" at rides where you can clearly see other guests coming off wet/soaked.