EXCUSE ME DO YOU WORK HERE?
NO I LOVE TO WEAR THE FANTASYLAND UNIFORM
STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
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POLARSHOT2004
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DLRFantasmic!Dan
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No the best is...
-Guests taps you on shoulder looks at your name tag and says-
"Excuse me "Name on Name tag" Do you work here?
Response I'd like to give?
"No I think burlap sack pants make me look sexy."
-Guests taps you on shoulder looks at your name tag and says-
"Excuse me "Name on Name tag" Do you work here?
Response I'd like to give?
"No I think burlap sack pants make me look sexy."
Look Duckies!These are the rafts TO the island. Not AROUND, not OVER, not UNDER and not THROUGH. Thank you for riding T. Saywer's shuttle service please visit again.
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
I've been asked "Why is it raining?" before. The only response I could think of was "Did you just ask me why it is raining?????"
Guest: What time does the park close?
Me: 5 minutes ago.
Guest: Are there any rides still open?
Me: No, the park's closed.
Guest: So, there's no rides still open?
I'm so glad I'm just seasonal!!!
Me: 5 minutes ago.
Guest: Are there any rides still open?
Me: No, the park's closed.
Guest: So, there's no rides still open?
I'm so glad I'm just seasonal!!!
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saidthekat
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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
yes! i can't wait for it to start raining in CA. i'll say that every day!Seussgirl wrote:I've been asked "Why is it raining?" before. The only response I could think of was "Did you just ask me why it is raining?????"
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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Some stupid questions from the good 'ol parking lot:
Where is the bugs bunny parking lot? I have to pick up my son in 20 minutes.
Do the elevators next to the parking structure take you to Disneyland?
Where did I park? You work here and you don't know where I parked?
How do I get to the Hotel? (Gee, 50 million hotels and I'm supposed to know which one you're referring to?)
How do I get to the main parking? I came in the front way. (everyone thinks their parking lot is the "main" one and they usually think that they came in the "front" way)
Where is Goofy Duck parking lot?
And of course: DO YOU WORK HERE?
NO!! I won a contest that allows me to be a cast member for the day. DUH!
Where is the bugs bunny parking lot? I have to pick up my son in 20 minutes.
Do the elevators next to the parking structure take you to Disneyland?
Where did I park? You work here and you don't know where I parked?
How do I get to the Hotel? (Gee, 50 million hotels and I'm supposed to know which one you're referring to?)
How do I get to the main parking? I came in the front way. (everyone thinks their parking lot is the "main" one and they usually think that they came in the "front" way)
Where is Goofy Duck parking lot?
And of course: DO YOU WORK HERE?
NO!! I won a contest that allows me to be a cast member for the day. DUH!
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
"What's the wait time?" when right infront of the wait time sign.
"Where's the entrance?" when in front of a sign that says "ENTER" and an arrow pointing to the entrance hall.
"Where is Jurassic Park?"
"You're in it."
"Will I get wet?" at rides where you can clearly see other guests coming off wet/soaked.
"Where's the entrance?" when in front of a sign that says "ENTER" and an arrow pointing to the entrance hall.
"Where is Jurassic Park?"
"You're in it."
"Will I get wet?" at rides where you can clearly see other guests coming off wet/soaked.
Guest: "How fast does this go?"
Me: "88 mph"
Guest: "Which row is the least wet?"
Me: "Row 6." (There are only 5 rows in the boat)
Me: "88 mph"
Guest: "Which row is the least wet?"
Me: "Row 6." (There are only 5 rows in the boat)