I'd Rather Whine than Switch

[WEDFan]

Where do I sign up? That sounds AWESOME!!!!!! Can I help light them?

I can tell ya, once you've had a fireworks cinder in your eye, you don't want to be seeing them that close!

[YANXWIN]

Probably true, but Disney is very safety conscious and so mickey shaped safety glasses would be issued for sure. And think of the cool hardhats merchandizing would come up with (for a nominal fee, of course).

[Cheshire Figment]

Wanna bet there's some SG posting over on Board X right now, complaining about how their vacation was ruined because they couldn't do their Pirate voyage, and it's all Disney's fault...?

Nope. I have not seen any such complaint. (Yet.)

[felinefan]

I think I could have offered to set off the fireworks inside their hotel room without sparking any interest.

:hysteria: I knew you'd say something like that, Zazu! Yeah, if I didn't live so far away, I'd be right over to help light--and aim--the fireworks, too! Of course you know that room would be uninhabitable for a while, but it would be soooo worth it!

[Zazu]

I think I could have offered to set off the fireworks inside their hotel room without sparking any interest.

:hysteria: I knew you'd say something like that, Zazu! Yeah, if I didn't live so far away, I'd be right over to help light--and aim--the fireworks, too! Of course you know that room would be uninhabitable for a while, but it would be soooo worth it!

I'd have been willing to pay the $500 smoking fee myself just to watch ... from a great distance!

[Mouseshooter]

I think I could have offered to set off the fireworks inside their hotel room without sparking any interest.

Since that probably wouldn't have been good enough, how 'bout putting the fireworks in dads pants!?

[WEDFan]

Hi, Mouseshooter!

:waves:

Great to see a new face (avatar?) in the neighborhood! Welcome!

There used to be more of a formal welcoming committee here, but I haven't seen them in a while. I found this a very welcoming group in general, so I know everyone will make you feel at home with or without the official ceremonies.

[hobie16]

Since that probably wouldn't have been good enough, how 'bout putting the fireworks in dads pants!?

Close to Don Rickle's, "Drop my pants and fire a rocket."

[Zazu]

I think I could have offered to set off the fireworks inside their hotel room without sparking any interest.

Since that probably wouldn't have been good enough, how 'bout putting the fireworks in dads pants!?

Have you seen the radius of one of those 16-inch shells? It would have been inside dad's pants, and everyone else's, without special placement.

Then again, we would have to charge them the $500 fee for smoking in their room ... if we can find them!

[hobie16]

Then again, we would have to charge them the $500 fee for smoking in their room ... if we can find them!

If a sixteen inch shell hit you'd have trouble finding the building.



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