This Monorail Goes to DCA Right?
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 9:02 pm
While working the monorail this past week I was approached by a guest who couldn't seem to get it through his head that the monorail doesn't stop in DCA.
"This monorail goes to DCA right?"
"No we make one stop at Downtown Disney before returning here."
"Is that a land inside DCA?"
"No it's our shopping complex and also the stop for resort hotels."
"So I get off before Downtown Disney for DCA then?"
"No, we don't stop at DCA ever."
"Will the next train be stopping at DCA?"
"No monorail train ever stops at DCA we only pass through it."
"So while we are passing through you will stop and I can get off?"
Luckily at that point the tarin had arrived because I was about to go insane I don't know how many times I had to explain that we didn't stop in DCA to him, I drove the train to Downtown only to have this guest yell at me for not informing him that we don't stop in DCA. Ladies and gentleman I give you quite possibly the stupidist guest ever.
"This monorail goes to DCA right?"
"No we make one stop at Downtown Disney before returning here."
"Is that a land inside DCA?"
"No it's our shopping complex and also the stop for resort hotels."
"So I get off before Downtown Disney for DCA then?"
"No, we don't stop at DCA ever."
"Will the next train be stopping at DCA?"
"No monorail train ever stops at DCA we only pass through it."
"So while we are passing through you will stop and I can get off?"
Luckily at that point the tarin had arrived because I was about to go insane I don't know how many times I had to explain that we didn't stop in DCA to him, I drove the train to Downtown only to have this guest yell at me for not informing him that we don't stop in DCA. Ladies and gentleman I give you quite possibly the stupidist guest ever.