Stupid Guest Tricks

"Wombat took the saying, 'dress for the job you want' very seriously."

After five hours of no hand-outs and a lot of confused looks, Wombat realized maybe he should write something on the cardboard sign...

I'd like you to have this piece of cardboard from the Church of Religious Consciousness.

Week 32 Caption Contest results! Wow, you guys came through this week – 44 entries (not counting Fred’s), which might be a record if I kept track of that sort of thing. Tough to choose which I liked the best, so… first the Honorable Mentions: Bill Carleton: "Unable to feed my family as an honest attorney. God Bless You!"; ktulu: "High quality cardboard for sale!"; Jerry Andrews: "Wants to identify with man on the street, has nothing to ask for. First world problems."; Lasolimu: "Wombat took the saying, 'dress for the job you want' very seriously."; PatchOBlack: "After five hours of no hand-outs and a lot of confused looks, Wombat realized maybe he should write something on the cardboard sign...."; and Woody Woods: "I'm over the food thing. Will sing for Baylor tickets!";



And the winner entry this week once again comes from Alan AJ Irby, his seventh win this year! Congratulations, A.J.!

Thanks to all who entered! New picture on Monday!

2014 CAPTION CONTEST, Week 33 -- How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Wombat tries a new technique, hoping to be able to hold a high note longer.

If this chucklehead thinks walking on a wire is hard, he ought to try flying this thing with these crazy glasses. They make me LOOK smart though.

BRWombat wrote:2014 CAPTION CONTEST, Week 33 -- How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

"Excuse me sir. I'll need to see your permit for this stunt,and get the specs on that balance-bar".

BRWombat wrote:2014 CAPTION CONTEST, Week 33 -- How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Holding my arms like this is getting tiring. Hey buddy, mind if I have a seat here?

Once again, Wombat's attempt to audition for the Flying Wallendas does not go so well.