Stupid Guest Tricks

"Now, imagine that you had a tort claim against every single person who owns a chimney...."

"Look, Santa. Everything the snow touches is your delivery route…"

Under the guise of "showing Santa the city," Wombat pushes Santa off the roof, thus becoming the new "Singing Santa!"

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Lots of SGT winners this week! First, the Honorable Mentions: Zazu: "Now, imagine that you had a tort claim against every single person who owns a chimney..."; YANXWIN: "Under the guise of 'showing Santa the city,' Wombat pushes Santa off the roof, thus becoming the new 'Singing Santa'!"; Lion King references from DisneyMom: "And see that Dark, Shadowy Place? That is Hollywood... you must never go there!"; and Anthony Bartholomew: "Everything the snow touches is our kingdom."; Jay Marsh: "As Wombat describes the benefit of his legal counsel, Santa considers jumping off the roof."; and a special Honorable Mention to Joel Bezaire, because this exact Monty Python and the Holy Grail dialogue was running through my head when I created this picture: "One day, lad, all this will be yours..." "What, the curtains?" "No, not the curtains!"



And this week's winner is one of the rare people I know who is both from California and relatively normal, DisneyMom! Congratulations, DisneyMom, on your first win this year and third overall!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 25! It's the penultimate weekly Caption Contest pic! So, how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 25! It's the penultimate weekly Caption Contest pic! So, how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

The booming baritone voice scared the little kids so bad,,they never did a Christmas pageant again.

"Sometimes you eat the bear; and sometimes the bear eats you."

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Now that all the present-opening, family-visiting, and Christmas feasting is over, it’s time for important event of the day! First, the Honorable Mentions: Alan AJ Irby: "…and soooo I'm offering this simple phrase... to kids from one to ninety-two..."; Lyn Robbins: "If you have been wondering about the ass in the stable in those Christmas carols…"; Caitlin Pickett Barrick: "Move aside, kids! I'm a gold medalist... Let me show you how it's done!"; Jay Marsh: "Having lost his bet on the Aggie-Baylor basketball game, Wombat has to sing in the annual Junior Sweet Adelines Christmas show."; Tim Bird: "The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes, 'Cause giant boy Wombat, what a foul stench he makes!!"; Steven Jones: "Remedial baritone class."; and ktulu: "Brad: '...and in Episode 5, we learn that Darth Vader is Luke's father! Now in Episode 7, we learn...' Kids: 'Noooooooooooo!'"



And in addition to his Honorable Mention above, my Vocal Majority brother Jay Marsh supplies this week's winning caption! Congratulations, Jay, on your second win this year and third overall!

Thanks to all who entered! Monday will bring the final pic of 2015, the final regular weekly pic of the Wombat Caption Contest!

CAPTION CONTEST for JANUARY 1! As the weekly Wombat Caption Contest prepares to ride off into the sunset, here's a final picture of me, about to ride off into the sunset. So, how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for JANUARY 1! As the weekly Wombat Caption Contest prepares to ride off into the sunset, here's a final picture of me, about to ride off into the sunset. So, how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

Bob Ross had one last painting in him before he left us. The background was 'great',,the foreground not so much.