Stupid Guest Tricks

I mean dear God for the love of all things good and holy what in the hell did we do to deserve not just one, not just two, but FOUR FREAKIN STORMS!!!!!!!

Charlie, Francis, Ivan (Wasnt a hurricane but came through florida as a depression) and now introducing.

Jeanne!

DAMN IT! Folks, blame our bad luck on Kevin (Yes the one who made the comment about the thunder in my sig) for calling Charlie "Just another Florida Thunderstorm........

Well, bye bye Disney.

Oh and for those of you who are getting ready to say "Theres still a chance you might get away from it"

Yeano. Ok, look, we're not. Either way this storm turns we're still getting some part of the storm. Heck, it's supposed to continue moving westward towards eat orange county until sunday/monday then make a turn.

WE JUST CAN'T WIN! Where's that fabled weather dome of Disney myth when you actually need it!!!!!!!

Yeah uh at this point I think it's safe to say that Florida is officially SOL now.

*Damn it, where's tink or the fairy godmother when you need them?*

Cant call for the queen or Malificent or any of those guys because they'd just cast a spell to make more havoc..

IndyandMarion wrote:Yeah uh at this point I think it's safe to say that Florida is officially SOL now.

Oh yeah, real SOL when they get so damn much for the 50th... *gets tackled off his soapbox*

IndyandMarion wrote:Yeah uh at this point I think it's safe to say that Florida is officially SOL now.

*Damn it, where's tink or the fairy godmother when you need them?*

Cant call for the queen or Malificent or any of those guys because they'd just cast a spell to make more havoc..

i'm sure the villans would do something, i mean their hind sides are at stake as well, the problem would be making sure they don't take care of only themselves.

IndyandMarion wrote:Yeah uh at this point I think it's safe to say that Florida is officially SOL now.

*Damn it, where's tink or the fairy godmother when you need them?*

They're hiding in the Utilidors with the rest of us!

Orange County just declared a curfew from 11pm Saturday thru 5pm Sunday. Gonna make it tough to get to my shifts ... gee, I'm heartbroken!

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. Curfew already in place? Damn.

Oh well. Disney announced that they will close at 7 pm tonight...but they have yet to make a decision about tomorrow...

Uh...um...HELLO

Is anyone home!? There is a hurricane waiting to pick its next move. On top of that, this little screwball is drunker beyond believe and apparently pissed off.

Hey, we just unscrewed the bolts from that horrible hat in front of my attraction. I hope that Jeanne takes it away, but it doesn't hurt anybody,

At the 5:45 update from the Studios Cast Hurricane Hotline the park is closed tomorrow. As far as I know all shifts have been canceled.

Well its not like we needed that Eerily 24 hrs a day calm woman to tell us that the park would be closed tomorrow.

Yeah, hopefully. My evacuee buddy from up in Volusia is hanging out with me at my safehouse, and instead of getting ready for hell to break loose we went to the Studios and MK....needless to say it was his first time seeing the damn hat and HE even said that it was an eyesore.

Maybe, Jeanne will do something, I mean the damn thing managed to do a complete circle earlier this week....who knows...

Hey, that's cool. Didnt even notice that this little joke was posted on the main page. Cool!

Anyways, hurricane Holy ******* Moses (For you Lewis Black fans out there) is about an hour out of Florida now...or less, I dont know, I gave up on this little...er, big drunk screwball.

Course now its apparently going right across the state instead of taking that turn they talked about.

If your just joining us, we're talking about Hurricane Jeanne (AKA Holy ******* Moses) and the fact that Disney is done.

Yes, I just got confirmation that Disney will open it's newest park Monday. Hurrican Kingdom. Featuring such rides as:

The Indy Waterway: Ride gaint inner tubes down a water rapid which recently replaced World Drive

The Great Debri Ride: Featuring such movie classics as
Gone with the Hurricane Force Winds (Gone with the Wind)
Four Hurricanes and A Flood (Four Weddings and a Funeral)
Indiana Jones and Eye of the Storm (Any of the Indy movies)
And introducing: My Big Fat Florida Hurricane (My Big Fat Greek Wedding)

Carosel of Destruction (Carosel of Progress)

FEMAventions (Innoventions)

Who Wants to Survive the Hurricane: Play it! (Millionair: Play it!)

Dream Flight (Featuring techniques to get out of Florida!)


Parades:
-Remember Florida Back When...(In honor of Florida before hell broke lose on the state)

-Spectromagic (Featuring the only light source in Florida)

Yes folks, this new park will open on Monday.

*Note: My friend and I are very bored right now so we actually sat down to think of these names.

[quote="IndyandMarion"]Anyways, hurricane Holy ******* Moses (For you Lewis Black fans out there) is about an hour out of Florida now...or less, I dont know, I gave up on this little...er, big drunk screwball. &lt]
Indy and Marion, would NEVER laugh @ FL's horrid & scary future but your friend & you posses a fantastic sense of humor under great duress :!: Thanks for the great laffs!! I'd be in WDW utilidors shaking & begging CMs to rent me a safe room. Your new attractions opening next Mon. are perfect Shows what great minds can do in the face of adversity :P Beware tho....now you've put these new rides out, Disney will probably build them & profit big time! As for your cut for creative, new imaginearing? A white glove handshake Too funny!!