All the more reason to make sure that she has ample experience with guns long before that day comes. I fully intend to have her shooting big guns at an early age. Oh, yes. All the boys will think she is hotter for it, but they will also know that she respects herself, because Daddy has been training her that way since she had ears.WEDFan wrote:Problem is, that's a hard one to sell to a jury. Threatening sure, who doesn't do that, but actually shooting puts you in the awkward position of scaring off the rest from jail. ;)
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My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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I'll wait out front for my daughter's date to arrive, in my underwear...
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Good Idea! :D:ktulu wrote:I'll wait out front for my daughter's date to arrive, in my underwear...
Might work for the Evil Tire Rim Theives,too! ;)
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Mine would have to wear suit of armor and wouldn't be allowed to date until at least the age of 65. :D:
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Heck yeah! I wasn't planning on sitting there with a gun, but maybe I should. And the dog.DisneyMom wrote:Good Idea! :D:
Might work for the Evil Tire Rim Theives,too! ;)
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A chastity belt would have a similar effect without the weight and expense. It also has the benefit of being traditional! :twisted: :D:Widget wrote:Mine would have to wear suit of armor and wouldn't be allowed to date until at least the age of 65. :D:
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Make Sure it's an EVERLAST! Don't touch the Thing until you get the Ring! :robinhoo:WEDFan wrote:A chastity belt would have a similar effect without the weight and expense. It also has the benefit of being traditional! :twisted: :D:
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My real estate instructor had a great story about a father who gave his young adult daughter (around 21 years old) her home. In the deed restrictions, she was not allowed to bring a man into the house until she was 35.
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So, with the money she didn't spend on the house, she could build a cabana in the back yard. :twisted:Big Wallaby wrote:My real estate instructor had a great story about a father who gave his young adult daughter (around 21 years old) her home. In the deed restrictions, she was not allowed to bring a man into the house until she was 35.