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Really Funny Restaurant CMs
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:10 pm
by drcorey
Excuse me, Are your hot dogs chicken?
no sir, they are very brave...
Re: Really Funny Restaurant CMs
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:09 pm
by felinefan
Excuse me, do you serve spare ribs?
No sir, we sell all we make; there are no extras. :D:
Re: Really Funny Restaurant CMs
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:04 pm
by drcorey
felinefan wrote:Excuse me, do you serve spare ribs?
No sir, we sell all we make; there are no extras. :D:
Do you serve crabs?
yes sir, someone will be right here to seat you.
Re: Really Funny Restaurant CMs
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:55 pm
by Zazu
drcorey wrote:Do you serve crabs?
The way I heard it was:
"Can I get crabs here?"
"Sure! If you do one of the waitresses, it's almost certain."
Re: Really Funny Restaurant CMs
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:25 pm
by hobie16
If fish come in on a fishing boat,
And shrimp come in on a shrimp boat,
What do crabs come in on?
The captain's dinghy.
Re: Really Funny Restaurant CMs
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:43 pm
by darph nader
Walked into the 3rd Base a year ago.
Bartender: "Do you have reservations?"
Me: "Yeah,but I came here anyway."