Stupid Guest Tricks

We get alot of weirdos at the Leather shop here are some of my favorite questions:

1) Is all of the leather real leather?
2) Can you make me a leather bondage collar?
3) I need a whip for my gf, do you think you could put one together for me with a heart on the handle?
4) What size is this large bracelet?

A few of my favorite comments:

1) Leather isnt for boys! The cowboys wore jean material, if you want to be a cowboy we should get you some jean not leather.
2) Whould it be ok if I eat this leather then bring back the button for a refund? (her friends turns and says) Dont be stupid, you have to bring back at least half of the leather!

And my all time favorite conversation:

(Two guests about 20 years old and I have an interesting little chat about history, this is what I get for themeing my conversation :roll: )

Guests: How many letters can you fit on this bracelet?

Me: Pretty much anything, just dont ask me to put the declaration of independence on it or anything.

Guests: (one of the girls makes a face and asks) What's that?

Me: What's what?

Guests: That Declaration thing you just said.

Guests: (the other girl scoffs and interjects with) stupid! It's that iron cross thing!

Me: (now im starting to laugh) Iron cross?

Guests: (the other girl comes back with) It's not Iron Cross its Red Cross, you know the people that help after something bad happens.

Me: (now im biting my lip trying not to bust)

Guests: (one of the girls turns to me and asks what it is, I tell them and they still dont know what it is)

Me: What grade are you two in?

Guests: Oh we go to UCLA

Me: Really? And what are you majoring in.....

Guests: History

:shock:

nooooo... they were yanking your chain, they had to be, you can't get out of high school with out that... then agian, UCLA... :? i bet a trojon coulda walked right up and explained the whole thing in great detail.

I hate to say it, but they were dead serious lol :D This is one of the reasons I go to a private College.

Well, I have to defend History majors. I am one myself (plan to teach, hopefully I can do better than their teacher) and I know what the Declaration of Independence is. :)

lol no worries my bf is a history major