My Info:
Sex: Male
Seeking: Female
Purpose: Looking for a queen to assist me in running my kingdom
Year of Birth: 1973
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
My Height: 5 feet 11 inches
My Body Type: Husky
Your Race: German-Mexican, yes, this makes me a beanerschnitzel.
Marital Status: Single
My Religion: spiritual/pagan/hedonist/dionysian
My Education: will never be completed
My Occupation: comedian/writer
My Interests: mostly me, you perhaps, but mostly me.
Smoke? (Yes/No/Occasionally): no
Drink? (Yes/No/Occasionally): yes
Have Children?: no
Want Children?: no
What I Am Looking For: a muse
Year of Birth: doesn't matter
Location: doesn't matter
Height: doesn't matter
Body Type: slim, fit, average, a few extra pounds
Race: doesn't matter
Marital Status: doesn't matter
Religion: preferably the same as mine
Education: formal education means little
Occupation: hopefully you will be preoccupied with me and nothing else
Interests: me
Smoke? (Yes/No/Occasionally): no cigarettes
Drink? (Yes/No/Occasionally): yes or no
Have Children?: no
Want Children?: no
Tell Us About Yourself: I have been known to streak at concerts, I have been known to jump up on tables and confess to inappropriate acts of questionalbe legal status before strangers. I have been known to dress as a buffalo wing and dive headfirst into a kiddie pool full of ranch dressing. I also like fireplaces and long walks on the beach.
What I Am Looking For in a Person:
a muse. peak my interest. fuel my creative mind and provide me with the sustenance required to maintain my present course. you will know if it is you.
My Last Words:
well...I haven't said them yet I guess. perhaps it will be a soft sigh or "grapefruit".