Stupid Guest Tricks

Fronterland has a good amount or mice, most live in the bushes near the golden horseshoe and back stage between adventure and fronterland. Now one day while I was heading to my break from Pioneer the major store in the land, I almost killed myself when a mouse ran right infront of me and over a guest foot. She looks down at it and calls to her sister, "Look at this these frogs Mary, have long tails!"

Both of them stare at it for a momment before walking off. Ok THEY CANT TELL THE DIFF BETWEEN A MOUSE AND A FROG?! :roll:

Jessica Rabbit wrote: THEY CANT TELL THE DIFF BETWEEN A MOUSE AND A FROG?! :roll:

Thank God most don't notice the difference! Imagine the Guest panic
if the truth be known? I've had a few Guests encounter these mice.
Just tell Guests they are on their way to Cinderella's Ball. Seems to work. At least Guests leave smiling instead of screaming.

Yeah, I used to work the shops in Frontierland quite often and not only are there lots of mice who live under the wooden walkway and come up to steal fries and other fallen goodies...but there are also extremely large cockroaches!! I don't mind ANY critters and bugs EXCEPT cockroaches. I had the pleasure of working the Pioneer Hat Shop, by myself of course, and then having a guest get VERY loud and mad at me because there was a HUGE cockroach on the hats....I was disgusted but could NOT make a move to kill it since every time I did, that damned roach pointed at me, licked his lips, and rubbed his belly. :shock:
Ok, maybe that was my over-active imagination...but still! I made a frantic call to the lead and made him come out to smash it! The guest then demanded that we close the shop to fumigate it and throw away all the hats! I wanted to say, "Well then yah better not EAT here either, guy!" :P

maybe those people with the long tailed frogs were cm's also, and were trying not to alarm guests by saying that they were frogs with long tails. Frogs are always better. Frogs eat flies, and turn into royalty, mice, get into out food and spread disease. kinda a smart move if you ask me.

yeah there is a roach in the leather shop i named him Steve :)

we have gold fish at main street station, we call them Gahndi and Goth. Do they count, they are large and gross?

well at legoland we have a couple of lego pigs and i've heard people say "look at those lego dogs" but we don't have a visible mouse problem, they're killed with pesticides, but we do have ravonous finches

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frogs with tails, pig dogs, what's next flying emu's?

Ah yes mistaken animal identities. My favorite was me getting all excited about seeing a Loon in the RoA and someone asking me what the heck a Loon was. I was all :shock: but then that's what you get for living with parents who took every field guide known to man kind on our family trips.

well my family did the same thing Stduck, as for the flying emu thing, Max, the emu at the wild animal park has tiny wings, i don't think it would work, now a kiwi, if someone punted it, could fly.