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First post from a long time lurker, figured I might as well sign up to celebrate my sister being accepted as an ICP this summer :D:

A few years back -- '09 I think -- I was sitting with my family sitting eating lunch in the seating area by Toluca Legs Turkey Co in DHS. As with most of Sunshine Bvld, this spot has a great view of TOT and you see a lot of gawkers go by. However, I was surprised to see two little kids, about 8 to 10, walk by wondering why TOT had its 'Hollywood Tower Hotel' sign on it. Of course, these were the know it all types who just couldn't leave this unanswered. We still can't help to laugh at their abrupt conclusion (and I quote) -- "It used to be a hotel, but then they made it into a ride" :p:

Anyone else hear any funny quotes from kids? I guess this is a bit of an obvious question, sorry if this is a repeat thread, I tried searching the boards but nothing came up

I used to work on the Turtle Talk with Crush Show at Epcot. This was the BEST for catching kids saying crazy things. At one point in the show crush would bring out a bikini top that they found in the surf. When asked what it was kids often yell "ITS FOR BOOBIES"

Speaking of boobies.

The other day I was sitting sitting on the wall by the teacups when this 5 or 6 year old comes up to his mom and said "Mommy I want boobie" then I swear this mother whips out her tit and lets the kid start breast feeding. The KID Stood there sucking on his moms boob. I was horrified.

KieranDotW

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KieranDotW wrote: Anyone else hear any funny quotes from kids? I guess this is a bit of an obvious question, sorry if this is a repeat thread, I tried searching the boards but nothing came up

Some kid came off the elevator and said to me "what do the poor people think of the hotel?" I said what? and her mom was like "oh, she means the ghosts"

Sometimes it's not what the kids say, but what is said to the kids. My favorite was in the hotel fairly early one morning. The smiling parents were trailing the very enthusiastic kids down the hall when the father calls out, "Hey you kids. Stop being so happy!"

Couldn't help but smile. :)

NemoRanger wrote:
Speaking of boobies.

The other day I was sitting sitting on the wall by the teacups when this 5 or 6 year old comes up to his mom and said "Mommy I want boobie" then I swear this mother whips out her tit and lets the kid start breast feeding. The KID Stood there sucking on his moms boob. I was horrified.

He'll need to quit when he gets his Drivers License

DisneyMom wrote:He'll need to quit when he gets his Drivers License

Makes kinda hard to pass the driving test.
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