Genocide at Wal-Mart
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:59 pm
Ok. For those of you who don't know I work at Wal-Mart after being fired by Der Mouse. I have recently been promoted to the position of Department Manager in Pets.
So here it is. Wednsday night I was getting ready for inventory I walk by the fish tank and notice some floaters (not so unusual), but I noticed alot of floaters. I looked in tank after tank and many were dead or dying right before my eyes! Earlier in the day I left a note for my only Associate (her name rhymes with tether) to feed the fish. Well she took some inititive and changed the filter and cleaned the tanks. BUT she decided to add salt. THe most you should add is a tablespoon per small display tank. She added a POUND to each tank! You could see the waves of salt floating from the bottom of the tank. We did what we could to save them but even after changing most of the water I had lost about 2/3 by the next morning. I cleaned the tanks again, and this morning walked into another 2/3 of the survivors dead. God I am only a Dept. Manager for a week and the fish are dead! So for now on i'm calling her Killer. I have a mass murderer working for me.
So here it is. Wednsday night I was getting ready for inventory I walk by the fish tank and notice some floaters (not so unusual), but I noticed alot of floaters. I looked in tank after tank and many were dead or dying right before my eyes! Earlier in the day I left a note for my only Associate (her name rhymes with tether) to feed the fish. Well she took some inititive and changed the filter and cleaned the tanks. BUT she decided to add salt. THe most you should add is a tablespoon per small display tank. She added a POUND to each tank! You could see the waves of salt floating from the bottom of the tank. We did what we could to save them but even after changing most of the water I had lost about 2/3 by the next morning. I cleaned the tanks again, and this morning walked into another 2/3 of the survivors dead. God I am only a Dept. Manager for a week and the fish are dead! So for now on i'm calling her Killer. I have a mass murderer working for me.