Stupid Guest Tricks

you should have told him that it was our nuclear missile defense castle, and to not ask too many questions for fear of being the newest addition to it's a small world.

Yeah.... Not like there's a SIGN or anything!

Polar33 wrote:I have been very tempted to start telling people that the Castle is tented because it is being fumigated to get rid of the pixie problem. :twisted:

What's the point of fumigating it? The little biatch (sorry to all Tinkerbell fans) still flies over it, and since she's known to drop dust as she flies, um ... it's would be superfluous if that were the case. But how long would it take for the guest to figure that out?

Polar33 wrote:I have been very tempted to start telling people that the Castle is tented because it is being fumigated to get rid of the pixie problem. :twisted:

LMFAO OMG I love you!

I was doing Pooh GC out in front of pirates (which is a real pain tell me). This guy comes up to me and asks why pirates and mansion aren't using fast pass. I told him that we found the lines were quicker with out it. He goes on to practically blame me for the fact that the castle was closed, as is Space, Thunder, Tiki.... I told him we post our referb schedule on the resort website. He then yelled saying we should referb in the winter. I told him we are Matterhorn and Splash go down then. He then stormed off, then my lead ERed me I booked it home.

Stduck wrote:I was doing Pooh GC out in front of pirates (which is a real pain tell me). This guy comes up to me and asks why pirates and mansion aren't using fast pass. I told him that we found the lines were quicker with out it. He goes on to practically blame me for the fact that the castle was closed, as is Space, Thunder, Tiki.... I told him we post our referb schedule on the resort website. He then yelled saying we should referb in the winter. I told him we are Matterhorn and Splash go down then. He then stormed off, then my lead ERed me I booked it home.

Wow.... That's messed up.

YEAH, it's YOUR fault that the castle is closed. You KNEW that he was coming so you told the Imagineers to close it just cuz HE was coming! :? Yeah, right!

That'd be nice. R/R pay wihtout having to clean them. When can I do that?

What I hate is when they go to like two rides in a row that are closed (not for rehab, but just down for the time being) you're the second one they go to and they're like 'everything's closed today' Me I start listing rides that are open. :twisted:

I hate that when you're 101 and so is something like Indy. Mansion was 101 for a supicious package a few weeks back, the 10:30 Fantasmic! show was starting and people where like "Is there anything open?!?!" (To make matters worse it was the 17th of July) I said yes everything is, I was then informed Indy was down and I think possibly splash. I appologised only to hear the snide remark of a guest "They just closed early and are blaming it on technical dificulties"

If we had closed early there would not have been 7 cast members outside the mansion attempting to hold a perimeter, we would have gone home.

I loved when people would ask, "Where's the castle??" and I'd be like, "It's right there! Right in front of you..." and they'd be like, "Where??" and look around for it or they'd go, "No, I mean the big castle..."...... :roll: