Stupid Guest Tricks

Posted: **Sun Aug 08, 2004 4:35 am**

I'm working at Newsstand yesterday and a guest asks me "How do I get into Disneyland?" while they are standing on the inside right next to the tunnel.

Posted: **Sun Aug 08, 2004 4:38 am**

"How do I get into Disneyland?"
"Very carefully."

or

"How do I get into Disneyland?"
"By walking... with your legs."

Heh, I've always wanted to reply with something like that.

Posted: **Sun Aug 08, 2004 10:35 am**

There is always "buy a ticket, and go through the turnstile."

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:01 am**

Go into California Adventure; give specific instructions on circling the entire park, while making it sound more difficult then it already is; make a left and go to DTD, cirlce it; get on the tram and get off at the second stop; and follow the mass crowds to DL twords your right.

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:24 pm**

I was told a story last night by a former CM.

A Guest comes up to her while she's standing somewhere near the Hub, map in hand, and says, "Okay. Ive been to Fantasyland. I've been to Tomorrowland. I've been to Adventureland, Frontierland ... all of them. But how do I get to Disneyland?"

"Umm, you are in Disneyland."

"No, you don't understand. How do I get to Disneyland?"

"Sir, the park is called Disneyland."

"No, Miss, you don't understand. How do I get to Disneyland?"

"Sir, this ENTIRE AREA that encompasses every land that you visited is called DISNEYLAND!"

"It is? Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense..."

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:38 pm**

FebruaryStar02 wrote:I was told a story last night by a former CM.

A Guest comes up to her while she's standing somewhere near the Hub, map in hand, and says, "Okay. Ive been to Fantasyland. I've been to Tomorrowland. I've been to Adventureland, Frontierland ... all of them. But how do I get to Disneyland?"

"Umm, you are in Disneyland."

"No, you don't understand. How do I get to Disneyland?"

"Sir, the park is called Disneyland."

"No, Miss, you don't understand. How do I get to Disneyland?"

"Sir, this ENTIRE AREA that encompasses every land that you visited is called DISNEYLAND!"

"It is? Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense...."

H'WHAT? H'WHAT? H'WHAT? OKKKKAAAAYYY!

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:16 pm**

And just think how many of these people could be at the controls of a nuclear power plant ? :shock:

Homer Simpson anyone? DOLT!

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:51 am**

FebruaryStar02 wrote:I was told a story last night by a former CM.

A Guest comes up to her while she's standing somewhere near the Hub, map in hand, and says, "Okay. Ive been to Fantasyland. I've been to Tomorrowland. I've been to Adventureland, Frontierland ... all of them. But how do I get to Disneyland?"

"Umm, you are in Disneyland."

"No, you don't understand. How do I get to Disneyland?"

"Sir, the park is called Disneyland."

"No, Miss, you don't understand. How do I get to Disneyland?"

"Sir, this ENTIRE AREA that encompasses every land that you visited is called DISNEYLAND!"

"It is? Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense..."

O, Lord! Please, don't tell me that you're serious!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:12 am**

FebruaryStar02 wrote:I was told a story last night by a former CM.

A Guest comes up to her while she's standing somewhere near the Hub, map in hand, and says, "Okay. Ive been to Fantasyland. I've been to Tomorrowland. I've been to Adventureland, Frontierland ... all of them. But how do I get to Disneyland?"

"Umm, you are in Disneyland."

"No, you don't understand. How do I get to Disneyland?"

"Sir, the park is called Disneyland."

"No, Miss, you don't understand. How do I get to Disneyland?"

"Sir, this ENTIRE AREA that encompasses every land that you visited is called DISNEYLAND!"

"It is? Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense..."

"Sir, think happy thoughts, and jump out the window"

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:14 am**

Scream162 wrote:"How do I get into Disneyland?"
"Very carefully."

or

"How do I get into Disneyland?"
"By walking... with your legs."

I don't think it would be a good idea to ACTUALLY SUGGEST it to a guest ... but.

"Go back to Ball Rd. Turn in to where the light says "Cast place" fill out an application, then wait half the day for your turn to be interviewed, along with about 2-4 other people at the same time."

Here's an interesting response to "How do I get into Disneyland?"

"See those cryogenic chambers over there?" :twisted:

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