Stupid Guest Tricks

Today's top question was:

"How do I get to where I'm having breakfast tomorrow?"

"Where are you having breakfast?"

"I don't know!"

"Well tell me the name you booked the reservation under and I'll look it up."

"Probably my sister."

"And your sister's name is?"

"I'm not sure, she has several."

"Well, let's just try them until we get lucky then."

"No, I think I'll just come down and ask again in the morning. This is too complicated."

That sounds like the SG looking at BTRR while the sign says this attraction is closed.

SG: Will BTRR open later in the afternoon?

CM: No, the ride re-opens June 9th.


SG: Will the fast pass machines be operating?

CM: The machines will not be operating for BTRR while it is closed. :mad:

Knock,,,,Knock....KNOCK!
I open clinic door.....
Hi,(walking in) I'm just looking for my ( relative,friend,co-worker) are they back here?
Me- What is their name? Which Doctor are they seeing? WHY WEREN'T YOU THERE WHEN THEY WENT INTO ROOM? I'll see where they are,hold on.....muttering as I look through names of anywhere from 20 to 100 patients
and try to figure out which of our 27 rooms they are in.....
Me-Let me go see if they are in their room.....
Say to patient, so and so is looking for you....
Patient says,WHAT?! That's my boss, he's an @$$! Don't let him in!
I go back to visitor...sorry,they are not available (privacy laws)
Visitor- Well, tell her I'm waiting for her!!!!
Me- SECURITY!!!!!!!!

Wow, you guys are all providing me with an incredible education. Just when I think I understand how stupid people can be... along comes the next installment. Just amazing.
:dropmouth

WEDFan wrote:Wow, you guys are all providing me with an incredible education. Just when I think I understand how stupid people can be... along comes the next installment. Just amazing.
:dropmouth

My thoughts, exactly!

I will say that I does make me feel better and better about what a smart guest I was during my Disney World stay!

I suppose it's asking too much of such an addled brain to think she might ask her sister either where they're eating or WHAT HER NAME IS!

knitster wrote:My thoughts, exactly!

I will say that I does make me feel better and better about what a smart guest I was during my Disney World stay!

LOL My thinking, too. :D:

Of course, I would have a typo in a sentence wherein I'm professing to be smart. Doh!

Maybe they were the kind of people who make reservations at every restaurant.

Her sister has several names? Is she a spy? Witness protection?

Moonstone wrote:Maybe they were the kind of people who make reservations at every restaurant.

Her sister has several names? Is she a spy? Witness protection?

More like she can't remember which husband she is traveling with.... :twisted: