Re: What Ride Did A Guest Insist DL Had
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:25 pm
guest asked me where king kong was and i said thats on the studio backlot tour at universal studios and she says wow you didnt have to be rude.... lol
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Re: What Ride Did A Guest Insist DL Had
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:38 pm
The correct answer would have been "I'm terribly sorry maam, but King Kong is a Universal Studios character and not a Disney one. You might find it at the Universal Studious backlot tour".
Re: What Ride Did A Guest Insist DL Had
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:10 am
Actually, with that type of SG, the only correct answer is likely, "Oh, thou wise and wonderful guest, please excuse our incompetence for not having that ride available to you at your earliest whim. I humbly beseech thee to indulge a slight delay whilst I have it moved here for your pleasure. In the meantime, we will be compensating you for your park passes, your resort stay, your meals and transportation for this visit and any others you may choose to take in your lifetime, and the lifetimes of your descendants."avengador1 wrote:The correct answer would have been "I'm terribly sorry maam, but King Kong is a Universal Studios character and not a Disney one. You might find it at the Universal Studious backlot tour".
Anything less is "rude."
Re: What Ride Did A Guest Insist DL Had
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:43 am
(And even though they didn't ask...)BRWombat wrote:Anything less is "rude."
We also must apologize that the new room at the Grand Californian that we're moving you to doesn't have a bidet, so when you get to your room, say hi to Tim who will be up there with a hose and incredibly good aim.
Re: What Ride Did A Guest Insist DL Had
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:43 pm
Is Tim Canadian?
Re: What Ride Did A Guest Insist DL Had
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:00 am
No, he's just there to wash your bits.
Re: What Ride Did A Guest Insist DL Had
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:21 am
Are you sure? He appears to be a hoser.
Re: What Ride Did A Guest Insist DL Had
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:16 pm
bah dum chahobie16 wrote:Are you sure? He appears to be a hoser.
Re: What Ride Did A Guest Insist DL Had
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:44 pm
A few years ago some SG thought the Buckin-near was in Frontierland. If I remember right, Knott's has the Dragon Swing and Six Flags had something close to that ride.
I am still looking for that new killer whale show in River's of America".
"Now you see the guests in the canoes, now you don't!" You see a big splash in the area.
I am still looking for that new killer whale show in River's of America".
"Now you see the guests in the canoes, now you don't!" You see a big splash in the area.