The Verminator! Dishwasher
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:26 pm
<over enthusiastic promotional voice>
Tired of hours spent slaving away at the kitchen sink or enduring ugly dishpan hands? Annoyed at the inefficiency and complicated use of those other dishwashers? Then this is the product for you!
Designed by a team of world class biologists, The Verminator! is the cutting edge in kitchen cleaning technology. Just place your dirty dishes in the specially designed rodent cage and within minutes The Verminator!'s biological cleaning agents will produce sparkling clean dishes. No need to add any of those nasty chemical detergents and with no electricity use you'll be saving money and the environment!
The Verminator! Dishwasher - for squeaky clean dishes!
But wait... there's more!! Buy today and you'll receive not one, but two hungry rats! Yes, that's right... this wonderful new product complete with two hungry rats. Double the cleaning power - perfect for dinner parties and other high speed cleaning applications.
And as a special to our credit card customers who phone in the next 30 minutes, a free introductory offer of a pair of baby mice, perfect for cleaning delicate glassware.
Yes, that's right, you get The Verminator!, not one, but two hungry rats PLUS a pair of baby mice... everything you'll ever want for your kitchen cleaning needs, all at this amazingly low price!!!
Call now on 555-CleanRat, our operators are standing by.
Tired of hours spent slaving away at the kitchen sink or enduring ugly dishpan hands? Annoyed at the inefficiency and complicated use of those other dishwashers? Then this is the product for you!
Designed by a team of world class biologists, The Verminator! is the cutting edge in kitchen cleaning technology. Just place your dirty dishes in the specially designed rodent cage and within minutes The Verminator!'s biological cleaning agents will produce sparkling clean dishes. No need to add any of those nasty chemical detergents and with no electricity use you'll be saving money and the environment!
The Verminator! Dishwasher - for squeaky clean dishes!
But wait... there's more!! Buy today and you'll receive not one, but two hungry rats! Yes, that's right... this wonderful new product complete with two hungry rats. Double the cleaning power - perfect for dinner parties and other high speed cleaning applications.
And as a special to our credit card customers who phone in the next 30 minutes, a free introductory offer of a pair of baby mice, perfect for cleaning delicate glassware.
Yes, that's right, you get The Verminator!, not one, but two hungry rats PLUS a pair of baby mice... everything you'll ever want for your kitchen cleaning needs, all at this amazingly low price!!!
Call now on 555-CleanRat, our operators are standing by.
