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I love horror movies.
so I was watching something the other night,
one of the return of the living dead, I think,
so some zombies are on motor cycles chasing people,
and they are all, Wearing Helmets...
and I think, what are they afraid of, killing themselfs?
they are already dead. DUH!

Helmet laws apply to everyone. :D:

hobie16 wrote:Helmet laws apply to everyone. :D:

yeah, I can just see them at the DMV...
geezus, whats thats smell, are you dead or something?
You smell like a disneyworld guest on a hot summer day... LOL

hobie16 wrote:Helmet laws apply to everyone. :D:

Besides, the helmets protect them from having what's left of their BRAINS eaten by other zombies... :D:

Helmet laws in Florida mean they could go au natural.

"au natural" nude, as long as they wore helmets (I'm assuming on their heads)?

Naw, I'm just referring to their heads being au natural. Kinda like mine. Could someone pass the turtle wax?

Okay, ready for me to overthink this completely? :cat1:

These are clearly not "Romero"-style zombies. These are the classic movie-type, where they generally lack any intellect. The fact that these zombies were driving motorcycles indicates more like the "Russo" zombies, where the zombies retain at least some of their former intelligence, and can be capable of speech and complex physical actions, at least until their brains and bodies start to decompose. This sort of zombie could wear a helmet and ride a motorcycle.

Now, in some of the later Romero movies, the zombies were shown to start to remember some of their previous lives. However, they were far from being able to do things such successfully drive a motorcycle. Mostly, they seem to be "aping" their former behavior without understanding why they were doing what they were doing.

PatchOBlack wrote:Okay, ready for me to overthink this completely? :cat1:

These are clearly not "Romero"-style zombies. These are the classic movie-type, where they generally lack any intellect. The fact that these zombies were driving motorcycles indicates more like the "Russo" zombies, where the zombies retain at least some of their former intelligence, and can be capable of speech and complex physical actions, at least until their brains and bodies start to decompose. This sort of zombie could wear a helmet and ride a motorcycle.

Now, in some of the later Romero movies, the zombies were shown to start to remember some of their previous lives. However, they were far from being able to do things such successfully drive a motorcycle. Mostly, they seem to be "aping" their former behavior without understanding why they were doing what they were doing.

In the ROTLD movies, it's a chemical the goverment made. I forget what is was suppost to do, but it killed people then brought them back to life. I think it was suppost to be a defouliant. Trioxin 5, or something.

in one movie they made a drug from it for the rave club scene. people used it for sex. people said coming and going at the same time was de bomb.

drcorey wrote:In the ROTLD movies, it's a chemical the goverment made. I forget what is was suppost to do, but it killed people then brought them back to life. I think it was suppost to be a defouliant. Trioxin 5, or something.

in one movie they made a drug from it for the rave club scene. people used it for sex. people said coming and going at the same time was de bomb.

Oh, I am familiar with the "Return of the Living Dead" movies, though I haven't really watched them. That is where the "Russo"-type zombies come from. In addition to the difference in their behaviors, the ROTLD zombies can't be killed by removing the head or destroying the brain. Also, individual body parts will remain animated when separated from the body. You can kill them using fire, but that causes the chemical to go up in the smoke. Next rain storm will bring it down and start the whole problem over again. However, electrical shocks will kill them as well as rendering the chemical inert.