Stupid Guest Tricks

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:A little walking and excerise won't kill them.

I wouldn't cry much if it did. :D:

^ LOL.

Speaking of strollers. I really don't enjoy it when people think that the following locations are places to leave your stroller:

• A vending cart
• A trashcan
• ANY high traffic area
• An attraction entrance
• Fences...(mainly because there's a fence EVERYWHERE in the Resort)

And also, what's up with the people who leave their strollers somewhere for HOURS!? Security has to show up, and it's this big ordeal.

Then the guests come back and get upset when they can't find their stroller that they left there 8 hours ago. WTF?

Freak wrote:And also, what's up with the people who leave their strollers somewhere for HOURS!? Security has to show up, and it's this big ordeal.

Then the guests come back and get upset when they can't find their stroller that they left there 8 hours ago. WTF?

That's already happened to me at least three times since I started working! :mad: I can't decide whether to clean a table or not because someone left their stroller behind and I figure they might want to finish the rest of their meal. Augh!

Only thing that pisses me off more than that is when people buy food and then leave it on an empty table for half an hour. Since when is a tray full of food count as a reservation card? If anything, a cheap Guest or two could come along and help themselves to a free meal.

If we could tame the SG from taking 50 napkins for a turkey leg. Please some napkins who really need to use them. Please do put the used ones back on the counters or the napkin display. That is out right gross.

Also when I was at the near by Target I saw a mom talking to her friend. SG mom was not paying attention to her son. Her son was laying down below the shopping cart on the small rack where most of us place boxes of soda. I think the safety team will have to draw a new picture for what your kid should not do.

You guys should start a new program backstage: find a stray stroller, throw it into the furnace for recycling. You guys do have a big furnace backstage, right? What can we can we make out of a recycled stroller? Would a Haunted Mansion stanchion be possible?

Get this:

Today, I saw a family put their stroller on a couple of chairs. That's right, the stroller is such a big part of the family that they felt it shouldn't have to stay on the ground while they eat like other strollers. It should be sitting on a chair like a proper member of the family.

I mean, REALLY? :mad: REALLY??

Maybe they were using the chairs like a car lift and changing the stroller's oil.

They must not be able to afford stroller hydraulics. Probably spent it on the wicked subwoofer in the back.

Freak wrote:They must not be able to afford stroller hydraulics. Probably spent it on the wicked subwoofer in the back.

Nah, the money went on the screamin' tweeter in the front of the stroller!

hobie16 wrote:Maybe they were using the chairs like a car lift and changing the stroller's oil.

That certainly explains why there were so many spills in the area. And here I thought I was mopping up soda!