Stupid Guest Tricks

Let's see... I have "SHANIQUA", "GAPRIZELLE", "MAN", and "INDYASIA". Tragically, you can't get a nametag with anything other than your full first name on it at Kings Island, they'll check your ID... unless you're not Caucasian, since they're afraid of the race card. We used to have a few nametags that had an unfortunate abbreviation of "Assistant Team Leader", but those were confiscated by management.

I would like one that says "the lady upfront" or something along those lines. So when a guest is asked "who told you that?" They can say "the lady upfront".

In the WDWCP 1991, MK Custodial, one guy had a name EvonMercy. I had Chris and a Charles name tag.