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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by BRWombat » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:58 pm

hobie16 wrote:I believe he's trying to say Heysuse is my gardner but I could be wrong.
Oh, I love that Beatles song... "Heysuse, don't make it bad..." :D:


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by hobie16 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:06 pm

BRWombat wrote:Oh, I love that Beatles song... "Heysuse, don't make it bad..." :D:
How about Jimi Hendrix? "...'scuse me while I kiss this guy."


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by disneyaddict » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:08 pm

DLSweeper wrote:There is this white guy at DL who wears a name tag that says: Jesus.

There's a guy at my school who goes by Jesus. He's got shoulder-length brown hair and a little goatee, so he looks a lot like the paintings you see of Jesus.


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by Sioban » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:12 pm

drcorey wrote:Jesus is my gardener.
I went to HS in Miami and knew a couple of Jesuses


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by CBeilby » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:44 am

Sioban wrote:I went to HS in Miami and knew a couple of Jesuses
At least it wasn't The Jesus.

"But he's a pervert, Dude."
"Yeah."
"No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old."

(Wish I could go on but the language is most decidedly not appropriate, not to mention that's enough for most of us to recognize the quote.)


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by JugglingFreak » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:50 pm

hobie16 wrote:How about Jimi Hendrix? "...'scuse me while I kiss this guy."
I thought it was "...'scuse me while I puke and die."









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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by felinefan » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:51 pm

I'm positive it was "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky." I'm positive it was on one of his album covers. Yeah, I just aged myself, but that's what they were called back then; the dude didn't live long enought to see the invention of CDs.


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by hobie16 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:01 pm

felinefan wrote:I'm positive it was "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky."
You are correct. Many people thought it was, "...'scuse me while I kiss this guy." Pretty funny huh?


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by Ms. Matterhorn » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:12 pm

hobie16 wrote:You are correct. Many people thought it was, "...'scuse me while I kiss this guy." Pretty funny huh?
There's a whole website devoted to misheard song lyrics:

http://www.kissthisguy.com

Example from REM's "Losing my religion": "Let's pee in the corner" (That's me in the corner) :hysteria:


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Re: Funny Nametags

Post by DisneyMom » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:15 am

Haha, I had to explain "Blinded By the Light" to my Mother when I was 17, then AGAIN to my kids when THEY were 17. :rolleyes:


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