Stupid Guest Tricks

Items withheld to protect the oblivious and the delirious.

SG: May I ask you a question?

CM: Sure! (first mistake)

SG: Why did they build that bathroom that way? I mean it's stupid, the men's room is on one side and the ladies room is on the other.

CM: ...

SG: Don't you think that's just stupid?


CM: :dropmouth


SG: Well?

CM: Oh, you were serious? Well hang on, now I'm curious, let me call someone to find out. Wait right here, it might take me a little while, but wait right here.

I truly hope the SG is still waiting,,,,and waiting,,,,and waiting. :twisted:

WHAT?

did he expect them to be one on top of another?

He's used to using the bathroom outside like other guests. What's the point of having bathrooms at all?

They should get rid of all the bathrooms and replace them with gift shops. "Need to use the bathrooms??? Too bad!!! You should of thought of that before you left! You know better, go before you go to Disney. :twisted: "

Hey,if you have an incontinence problem,that trip to the other side might make a HUGE difference! ;)

DisneyMom wrote:Hey,if you have an incontinence problem,that trip to the other side might make a HUGE difference! ;)

Well, it depends... or Depends, depending.....

Today was the best day for SG in the rain!

SG: Does Disneyland still launch the fireworks in the heavy rain?

CM: No, because when the fireworks are set off, they have a fuse lit with a flame. :mad:


How lame can these people get?

Zazu wrote:Well, it depends... or Depends, depending.....

*rimshot*

Sorry to bump this but I wanted to share what I heard today.

Group leader: "I hear there's one in Paris now"
Followers: "oh wow!"