Where is the "Magic Train?"
The Matterhorn is inside of the castle.
Does the turkey cart sell anything frozen?
Is the ESPN Zone located inside of Disneyland? "NO!"
How do I get to Splash Mountain? Jump the wall.
Why is the park still busy (today), DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Overheard in the kingdom
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I keep coming across this thread and have a question.Nobleman wrote:Items withheld to protect the oblivious and the delirious.
SG: May I ask you a question?
CM: Sure! (first mistake)
SG: Why did they build that bathroom that way? I mean it's stupid, the men's room is on one side and the ladies room is on the other.
CM: ...
SG: Don't you think that's just stupid?
CM: :dropmouth
SG: Well?
CM: Oh, you were serious? Well hang on, now I'm curious, let me call someone to find out. Wait right here, it might take me a little while, but wait right here.
Did the SG ever say what was so stupid or did the SG think it so obvious that an infant could figure it out?
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While on lunch, my area likes to watch "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
The show is good for us when we are stressed out. When I get to hang out with my sister, we play the game: "Are to SG dumber than a 1st grader?"
We would take notes and compare them after a day being in the parks.
How about: Do you have corn on the frog? That one made me want to cry. I don't remember Disneyland selling frogs with their corn. Like ewwwww.
The show is good for us when we are stressed out. When I get to hang out with my sister, we play the game: "Are to SG dumber than a 1st grader?"
We would take notes and compare them after a day being in the parks.
How about: Do you have corn on the frog? That one made me want to cry. I don't remember Disneyland selling frogs with their corn. Like ewwwww.
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It's an ethnic dish usually served with Tree Frog beer.
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I'll try the beer,forget the frog though.hobie16 wrote:It's an ethnic dish usually served with Tree Frog beer.
Beer....The reason I get up every,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,afternoon.
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SG: Look kids, I found the Gold Rusher coaster.
CMS: I don't remember Magic Mountain in Frontierland?
SG: Do you sell ice cream and cotton candy to the Frozen Lemonade cart vendor.
CM: You can find that on an ice cream cart up the hill near BTRR.
Now for the frog on the corn, I think there should be frog leg chimichangas.
Today I went into a Verizon Wireless store in Cypress, SG asked if computers were sold there. DUH!!! Cell phones do have key boards, but no! :mad:
CMS: I don't remember Magic Mountain in Frontierland?
SG: Do you sell ice cream and cotton candy to the Frozen Lemonade cart vendor.
CM: You can find that on an ice cream cart up the hill near BTRR.
Now for the frog on the corn, I think there should be frog leg chimichangas.
Today I went into a Verizon Wireless store in Cypress, SG asked if computers were sold there. DUH!!! Cell phones do have key boards, but no! :mad:
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Just in case it isn't obvious, I believe that the SG who asked for "corn on the frog" actually meant "corn on the cob". Of course, if anyone attempted to correct them, they would probably argue that "corn on the frog" was the correct name, despite it making no sense.
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Maybe he was thinking of the Monty Python "crunchy frog?"PatchOBlack wrote:Just in case it isn't obvious, I believe that the SG who asked for "corn on the frog" actually meant "corn on the cob". Of course, if anyone attempted to correct them, they would probably argue that "corn on the frog" was the correct name, despite it making no sense.
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OH! I was thinking it was a foreigner that heard of corndogs and figured we put corn on all our animals. :D:PatchOBlack wrote:I believe that the SG who asked for "corn on the frog" actually meant "corn on the cob".
Looks like most Americans are corn fed these days. I can understand the confusion.
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Ah, but what ever happened to that charming little bistro that served "Peche a la frog"...turkeyham wrote:Do you have corn on the frog?
Never heard of it?
well in the distant mists of time, before Arthur or 10 there was a comedy duo... Peter Cook and Dudley Moore
The Peach and Frog
Enjoy!