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Stupid Theater Tricks...

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:49 am
by Mayonnaise
From Facebook... Names Removed... for the Techie's on the site who can appreciate this...

Techie 1#
Allow me to express my intense hatred for whomever designed the pipe structure stage right. Had you put some thought into it, perhaps you could have found a solution that didn't involve one of the four most often used battens in the theatre potentially derailing itself. Also, thanks a lot for not being considerate enough to remove your disaster before another group had to use the building.

- Techie #2 and Techie #3 like this.

[INDENT]Techie 1# sincerely, the guy that has to remove it right now.

Techie 1# Also allow me to thank you for using rotolocks on the two points receiving the least lateral load, and also the only two points that require the longest pipe in the playhouse to be lifted straight up. Good design there.

Techie 4# The rotolocks were for space considerations. and, it's the *second* longest pipe in the building. I can't argue that lifting the pipe out would not be miserable, as dropping it in certainly wasn't.

sincerely, the jerk that assembled that and... forgot to remove it.

- Techie 2# likes this.

Techie 1# You are forgiven. Part of me was entertained taking it apart.

Techie 2# it seems like this was almost/more as stupid as bolting two bars together... and then "quick releasing" ~400 lbs off of it. Thinking back, I am glad we didnt go with that plan

Techie 3# ahhh, memories

Actor/Director All in all its probably easier then building and operating elevators on stage....

And really that was only because (stage manager) wouldn't let me fly (actress)

And really that was only because everyone wouldn't let me cut a hole in the proscenium and insta...ll a balcony. (Come on you could have used it a dozen times by now!)

Techie 2# (Actor/Director), the usefulness of the balcony would be true if it wasn't for the fact that the building would have fallen down (at least on that side)

Techie 3# That's how most of (Actor/Director)'s plans were fated to end. ;-)[/INDENT]

8^P

Re: Stupid Theater Tricks...

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:38 pm
by delsdad
Somehow this smells like an accident was narrowly avoided!

Rotolocks on ANY scenery overhead -- Never ! They are for securing deck sections together side by side, or cleverly locking boxes - like coffins !
THey only have strength in one direction, any lateral or shear will cause them to disengage. This is handy for taking up the deck when there are not enough coffin keys to go around! But I wouldnt even use them to fasten flats together. As soon as you bend the seam or land it on an uneven surface, the lock will let go.

Re: Stupid Theater Tricks...

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:19 pm
by Mayonnaise
He misspelled "Rota-lock." For "Roto-locks" we say "Coffin locks" to avoid just that misunderstanding. It's all pipe. There's no way a coffin lock could be involved.

Still, it was a whole mess of stupid... hence the convo. That pipe structure had been up there since 2006.

8^)

Re: Stupid Theater Tricks...

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:54 pm
by delsdad
I'm sure you can understand my concern, thinking they had coffin locks in the air overhead !

Re: Stupid Theater Tricks...

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:06 pm
by Mayonnaise
Oh yeah! That would be serious bad juju. Especially since that structure was up there since 2006. *Erp.*

8^)