Stupid Guest Tricks

... Darph puts up the Christmas lights.



Here's the real story:

Probably Not The Best Christmas Decorating Idea

by admin on November 30, 2010

Now that Thanksgiving is over, people everywhere are beginning to decorate their homes for Christmas. Just don’t go overboard and create a public nuisance that is sure to offend your neighbors, motorists, the police, search and rescue teams, knee nibblers and small species of domesticated mammals.

“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

Never read a better title for a pix hobie! +1 :D:

That can't be me. My lights are just 4 birds-nests. :mad: Took me a whole five minutes to put up.

That is awesome! Although after a few beers I think darph and I both know that we would just leave the bucket containing the lights on the ground and just finish off the 12-pack in the cooler.

ktulu wrote:That is awesome! Although after a few beers I think darph and I both know that we would just leave the bucket containing the lights on the ground and just finish off the 12-pack in the cooler.

Great minds think alike.

darph nader wrote:That can't be me. My lights are just 4 birds-nests. :mad: Took me a whole five minutes to put up.

OK...umm. I know what is bird's nest is -- when birds live in it.

Now, darphie honey, what did YOU put up??

Yes, I need some simple deco ideas for house LOL (seriously!)

mapo

hobie16 wrote:... Darph puts up the Christmas lights.

Drinking Beer must give you a good grip! ;)

mapo wrote:OK...umm. I know what is bird's nest is -- when birds live in it.

Now, darphie honey, what did YOU put up??

Yes, I need some simple deco ideas for house LOL (seriously!)

mapo

A bird's nest also refers to a tangled mess of fishing line. In the reel or at the end of your pole. :(

DisneyMom wrote:Drinking Beer must give you a good grip! ;)

Yep! Try taking a cold beer out of our hands!

I have a "garden level" (read: "half in the ground") apartment... so no exterior lighting for me, for I lack a balcony.

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