Stupid Guest Tricks

This is well worth the read.

Airport odyssey reveals how awful and annoying we are

One agent, while previously working at Washington's Dulles, opened a cooler to find a live penguin.

Who the hell smuggles marijuana into Jamaica?

Asked whether they had tips for us travelers as we head into the holiday season, the flight crew's eyes lit up. "Stay home," a pilot quipped from the cockpit.

Great article! It should be entitled "Stupid Passenger Tricks"!

CNN wrote:"I'll be using the back of my hands on your buttocks," she said. "And here's the part everyone's talking about," she continued, moving the back of her hands up my inner thighs to the "point of resistance. See that wasn't so bad now, was it?"

And who says CNN can't be risqué from time to time .

Very nice article.

Now, for a TSA THREADJACK, with some TSA bumper stickers I saw last week.

Can't See London, Can't See France
Unless We See Your Underpants

Grope Discounts Available

If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know
If Lady Gaga is really a lady...

Don't Worry...
My hands are still warm from the last guy

Wanna Fly?
Drop your fly

We are now free
To move about your pants

We rub you the wrong way
So you can be on your way

It's not a grope.
It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt,
We make you whip it out.

YOU
were a virgin...

We handle more packages
Than the USPS

But in all seriousness, I do appreciate what they do go through to keep the skies secure.

That said, I want to get my private certificate so I can fly with a gun.

And just for the record, if they want to get supermodels into the jobs, I think they could get more people to go along with the gropings. You would have two sets of lines: Those that want a male TSAS (Transportation Security Administration Supermodel) to one line and those that want female to the other. Some would pay extra for this service. Not me, as I am married. But I know many who would... and it would give the rest of us something to talk about :)

Who's with me?

Big Wallaby wrote: That said, I want to get my private certificate so I can fly with a gun.

And just for the record, if they want to get supermodels into the jobs, I think they could get more people to go along with the gropings. You would have two sets of lines: Those that want a male TSAS (Transportation Security Administration Supermodel) to one line and those that want female to the other. Some would pay extra for this service. Not me, as I am married. But I know many who would... and it would give the rest of us something to talk about :)

Who's with me?

I am with you BW. I think you need to be in the male supermodel line for your pat down. ;)

Yes, yes, the wife could not be upset, unless you got a more extensive pat down than she did. *giggles*

No, your wife cannot get the pat down from the female supermodel. Those fantasies of yours got shelved when ya got married!

I see you are enjoying the airport experience!

mapo

mapo wrote:I think you need to be in the male supermodel line for your pat down. ;)
mapo

TOTALLY agree!