My Toilet Tale Contest

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My Toilet Tale Contest

Post by Zazu » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:51 pm

Just when you think the Company can't sink any lower, something like this item from "DisneyFamily.com" shows up in your inbox:

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I don't know whether to send in my story about the exploding diaper in Toontown or just cry!


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Re: My Toilet Tale Contest

Post by CujoSR » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:05 pm

Do It! DO IIIIIITTTT!


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Re: My Toilet Tale Contest

Post by Nobleman » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:22 pm

I just escaped from New York and I'm not refurbishing my landlord's bathrooms. I don't think they want to hear my funniest bathroom moments... so I'll just pass on this one and have a drink.

Salud!

I do agree... who picked this topic? I think employees are disqualified as you have an unfair advantage.



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Re: My Toilet Tale Contest

Post by Big Wallaby » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:47 am

I am sure we are disqualified from the prize for that very reason. But Zazu, I'm with Cujo.


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Re: My Toilet Tale Contest

Post by Nobleman » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:47 am

Big Wallaby wrote:I am sure we are disqualified from the prize for that very reason. But Zazu, I'm with Cujo.
I'll admit I'm curious about this exploding diaper.



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Re: My Toilet Tale Contest

Post by GaTechGal » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:14 am

I'd like to hear that one.



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Re: My Toilet Tale Contest

Post by PatchOBlack » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:41 pm

While I admit a certain curiosity regarding Zazu's tale, my sense of self-preservation as well as good taste are telling me I could live a long and quite probably happier life without knowing the details....



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Re: My Toilet Tale Contest

Post by DisneyMom » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:52 pm

Zazu wrote:Just when you think the Company can't sink any lower, something like this item from "DisneyFamily.com" shows up in your inbox:

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I don't know whether to send in my story about the exploding diaper in Toontown or just cry!
If you tell the story about the exploding diaper, I'll tell the one about my patient with the Blue Poo! ;)


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Re: My Toilet Tale Contest

Post by hobie16 » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:57 pm

DisneyMom wrote:If you tell the story about the exploding diaper, I'll tell the one about my patient with the Blue Poo! ;)
Did he fall into a airplane toilet?


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Re: My Toilet Tale Contest

Post by glendalais » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:58 pm

PatchOBlack wrote:While I admit a certain curiosity regarding Zazu's tale, my sense of self-preservation as well as good taste are telling me I could live a long and quite probably happier life without knowing the details....
I agree, wholeheartedly. Some SGTs were never meant to be told :rolleyes: .



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